Worst Album Cover
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Topic: Worst Album Cover
Posted By: Snow Dog
Subject: Worst Album Cover
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 15:49
Whats the worst Prog album cover.I'll start with Love Beach to save anyone else the bother.What else?
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Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 15:54
big generator ans 90125. especially compared to other yes covers
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 16:37
Posted By: Bryan
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 16:38
Posted By: OldFatherThames
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 17:31
ELP - Love beach
Rick Wakeman - Rhapsodies
I don't like some of the Zappa's cover too
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 17:36
OldFatherThames wrote:
ELP - Love beach
Rick Wakeman - Rhapsodies
I don't like some of the Zappa's cover too
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'Love beech' is a photo sleeve as in early days,possibly a begining to an end type of thing.Yeh!
I can think of far worse album covers though
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Posted By: Sweetnighter
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 17:48
Rush - Hold Your Fire (only one of theirs that i didn't like)
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Posted By: Pylo
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 17:59
Marillion - Anoraknophobia
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Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 19:19
pink floyd - the final cut... after all that stunning work with storm they come out with that... yes - going for the one... leave your naked men at home, not in front of my skyscraper metallica - load/reload done by an artist who "paints" with his own blood, urine and cum. Though maybe those albums deserved to be covered in blood, urine and cum. dream theater - falling into infinity, i really miss the normal DT title font and maybe a picture of someone falling into infinity would have been better! gentle giant - three friends. it's the same as their debut album, it could confuse people
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Posted By: gleam
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 19:27
The U.S. version of PFM's "live in USA" which was titled "cook", featuring a caricature of a devil in a boiling pot. Pretty bad...
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 20:36
frenchie wrote:
pink floyd - the final cut... after all that stunning work with storm they come out with that... yes - going for the one... leave your naked men at home, not in front of my skyscraper metallica - load/reload done by an artist who "paints" with his own blood, urine and cum. Though maybe those albums deserved to be covered in blood, urine and cum. dream theater - falling into infinity, i really miss the normal DT title font and maybe a picture of someone falling into infinity would have been better! gentle giant - three friends. it's the same as their debut album, it could confuse people
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Don't forget Frenchie Yes & Rush has an Arse thing going off around that time !
& three friends had another cover ok!Still boring though i guess.
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 20:40
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 20:43
Reed Lover wrote:
The very worst,ever.............
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I hate that cover..In fact reed i have a mint copy of it on vinyl.Gimmi your details & it's yours.
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 20:46
Karnevil9 wrote:
Reed Lover wrote:
The very worst,ever.............
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I hate that cover..In fact reed i have a mint copy of it on vinyl.Gimmi your details & it's yours.
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I'll bet you a £1000 you aint got that cover K9!!!
Album title?
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 20:47
Reed Lover wrote:
Karnevil9 wrote:
Reed Lover wrote:
The very worst,ever.............
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I hate that cover..In fact reed i have a mint copy of it on vinyl.Gimmi your details & it's yours.
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I'll bet you a £1000 you aint got that cover K9!!!
Album title?
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E-mail on its way with attachment
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Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 20:51
send it to me! send any vinyls you aint interested in to me! you are in the uk too!
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 20:53
E-mail received! You owe me £1000 !!
LOOK AT THE ALBUM IN MY POST dawg!
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 20:54
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 20:54
frenchie wrote:
send it to me! send any vinyls you aint interested in to me! you are in the uk too! |
Frenchie pay the shipping & i got a few
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Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 20:59
shipping? isnt that for stuff abroad. how much anyway lol! its 2am. this is what caffiene addiction does to you people, rots your brain! wherebouts in the UK are you Ke9?
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 21:01
Reed Lover wrote:
E-mail received! You owe me £1000 !!
LOOK AT THE ALBUM IN MY POST dawg!
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Mines a special issue..See the loudspeaker in the foreground.
Worth a grand easy...
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Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 21:02
let us see this alternate love beach cover K9. (if that is what it is)
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 21:04
frenchie wrote:
shipping? isnt that for stuff abroad. how much anyway lol! its 2am. this is what caffiene addiction does to you people, rots your brain! wherebouts in the UK are you Ke9?
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Postage then i'm in South Yorkshire.
Got a few if you wan em
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 21:09
Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 21:09
Karnevil9 wrote:
frenchie wrote:
shipping? isnt that for stuff abroad. how much anyway lol! its 2am. this is what caffiene addiction does to you people, rots your brain! wherebouts in the UK are you Ke9?
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Postage then i'm in South Yorkshire.
Got a few if you wan em |
Cool! i need more vinyl. i got loadsa for 50p at a store but then they shut down. stuff like AC/DC, the who, marillion, U2, mike oldfield, Rush, Genesis, Yes, alan parsons, rick wakeman etc
i am in gloucestershire! tho i was born in London. True story but after i was born my parents were taking me home from the hospital and they had a car crash and i smacked my head on the dashboard... that explains a lot about me!
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 21:13
Reed Lover wrote:
Hey K9,those speakers should be on stands!
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Those ARC101 speakers are on there original stands..see e-mail.& why have you made that picture so shocking quality?
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Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 21:17
I think the album cover to V: New Mythology Suite is a piece of crap. Seriously, its so damn ugly
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 21:42
Love beach... any Zappa cover (with the exception of We´re in it only for the mony and Hot Rats)...and maybe the Arena covers also...
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 22:28
That Love Beach is a beautiful cover... you guys are just jealous again...!!
That cover has some character.. unlike:
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Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 22:32
90125... no classic yes logo, no roger dean, no excitement, no bold colour, nothing relating the music. a poor cover for a poor album.
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Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 22:35
love beach isn't bad... but it still puzzles me why on the COVER of love beach there is no SAND! i know there is on other pics tho. Its not terrible, its just so embaressing. it sums up a band being controlled by a record company, the end of ELP, a poor album, the descent of prog giants, a prelude to the 80s and a sell out pop image ALL IN ONE. maybe in that way it is clever that it represents so much... just f**king embaressing to look out and say, this is an ELP album, this is a prog album. Embaressing for the band too (tho i bet threefates has been drooling since 1978 or whenever it was released)!
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 22:40
Me and every other female ELP fan I know... and believe me, there are quite a few of them...
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 22:40
frenchie wrote:
love beach isn't bad... but it still puzzles me why on the COVER of love beach there is no SAND! i know there is on other pics tho. Its not terrible, its just so embaressing. it sums up a band being controlled by a record company, the end of ELP, a poor album, the descent of prog giants, a prelude to the 80s and a sell out pop image ALL IN ONE. maybe in that way it is clever that it represents so much... just f**king embaressing to look out and say, this is an ELP album, this is a prog album. Embaressing for the band too (tho i bet threefates has been drooling since 1978 or whenever it was released)! |
Your asking for it Frenchie arn't you?Linda over here quick kill this boy!
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 23:05
Don't worry Andr'e... he just wishes he looked half as good as Greg does on that cover....
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Posted By: video vertigo
Date Posted: April 06 2005 at 23:55
brain salad surgery- elp.
gonna get for that.
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Posted By: Ivan_Melgar_M
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 01:43
Love Beach is terrible, but more than bad it's the cheesiest cover that I ever imagined for a progressive band, but here are some of myt favorite bad covers:
In this one the idea was not so bad, but the picture is simply terrible:
- The proportion is incredibly bad, the blade of the sword has to be 4 or 5 times the length of the cross (Tha hand), but in thois photo it is at the most as long as the cross.
- If you have the vynil you can see that in the picture the anvil has a slot twice as wide as the sword
- In the upper right corner there is a wax seal that the British Kings didn't used before Edward the Confesor (1043-1066), and King Arthur was supposed to live in the V or VI Century.
Careless work.
Just horrible.
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Cheesy.
Iván
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 06:16
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The U.S. version of PFM's "live in USA" which was titled "cook", featuring a caricature of a devil in a boiling pot. Pretty bad...
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Its the British version that is called Cook actually.
bad Cover......H to He Who am the only one -Van der Graaf
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Posted By: Alucard
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 06:42
Posted By: Alucard
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 06:58
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That Love Beach is a beautiful cover... you guys are just jealous again...!!
That cover has some character.. unlike:
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3fates we defenetily have not the same taste for record covers.Starless and bible black is one of my favourite. I love Tom Phillips. One of the artists who integrated in a very nice way music, paintings and words.Check out the other stuff he did.
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Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 07:03
she's right about the other ones.. I was huh-ing with KC too!
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 07:49
This post was meant to be about really bad covers, most mentioned aren't too bad
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Posted By: Alucard
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 08:07
... have you looked at your avatar recently
just joking, what about this tasty little sucker:
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 08:49
3fates we defenetily have not the same taste for record covers.Starless and bible black is one of my favourite. I love Tom Phillips. One of the artists who integrated in a very nice way music, paintings and words.Check out the other stuff he did. |
You might like Tom Phillips for artwork... but that KC album cover was horrible. It has a name like "Starless and Bible Black"... and it looks like a logo that would of been stamped on the side of a cardboard box... That title is great.. and so much more could of been done with it!
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 08:53
Also that Trilogy album is a great cover. The inside of that is just perfect....
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Posted By: Alucard
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 10:58
The trees are really NICE.
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 11:09
I dislike the cover of Beat by King Crimson. It is just too 80s for me. The music is horrible also.
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Posted By: Alucard
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 11:31
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/index.htm - http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/index.htm
Check it out :the museum of bad record covers.
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 15:19
^ these are prog bands. I can tell
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: April 07 2005 at 15:39
gleam wrote:
The U.S. version of PFM's "live in USA" which was titled "cook", featuring a caricature of a devil in a boiling pot. Pretty bad...
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I always liked the snakes, though....
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Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: April 08 2005 at 19:29
All Genesis covers after Duke are terrible.
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Posted By: greenback
Date Posted: April 08 2005 at 20:45
Posted By: Radioactive Toy
Date Posted: April 11 2005 at 12:31
any streisand album???
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Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: April 12 2005 at 05:50
Genesis Abacab thats a terrible cover I wish they would Keep It Dark
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Posted By: Logos
Date Posted: April 12 2005 at 09:05
Gentle Giant have the talent of making absolutely horrible album covers.
Just check out Giant for a Day or Acquiring the Taste
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 12 2005 at 12:25
This one is plain old disgusting:
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Posted By: goose
Date Posted: April 12 2005 at 15:25
Nobody mentioned Close to the Edge?
Does anybody know the album cover to Energetic Disassembly by Watchtower? I can't show the picture from the archives here but it's on there. For some reason, I really love that simple cheap futuristic look - same for the Magma logo - it's just so cool!
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 12 2005 at 16:00
goose wrote:
Nobody mentioned Close to the Edge?
Does anybody know the album cover to Energetic Disassembly by Watchtower? I can't show the picture from the archives here but it's on there. For some reason, I really love that simple cheap futuristic look - same for the Magma logo - it's just so cool!
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The CTTE cover is perfect!! It is like you are on the edge looking into a deep dark canyon.
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: April 12 2005 at 16:01
Even 'Love Beach' is better than this load of old cak!
At least Love Beach keeps us amused
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Posted By: goose
Date Posted: April 12 2005 at 16:24
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The CTTE cover is perfect!! It is like you are on the edge looking into a deep dark canyon. |
Or... it's just green?
Fair enough if you like it, I just don't see anything good in it.
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