Why are dogs woman and man`s best friend ?
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Topic: Why are dogs woman and man`s best friend ?
Posted By: Vibrationbaby
Subject: Why are dogs woman and man`s best friend ?
Date Posted: February 25 2008 at 16:44
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I love my dogs without them I would be freak all. Why do you love your dogs ? Muts vs pure breds.? Let the vibe know. The Vibe has two Australian Cattle Dogs. A male and female.They reflect my personality. Let`s talk dogs. They drive my wife nuts but she loves them and gets along with them. And i am pretty sure they have some sort of devious pact with her in order to keep yours truly in line. Let`s talk DOGS. ------------- |
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: February 25 2008 at 18:16
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I just almost got bitten by one in the street. I was walking home as always when one of those disgusting things started chasing me and barking. I don't specially enjoy throwing things towards any living creature, but this freaking dog was seriously trying to bite me, so I have to throw a couple of stones. I didn't aim in roderto hurt it or whatever, I just wanted it away from me. I really hate dogs. I wish I could just not care about them. ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: February 25 2008 at 18:52
Dog is man's best friend; woman's best friend is cat. 
-------------  BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue. |
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: February 25 2008 at 18:55
| I thought diamonds were a girl's best friend. |
Posted By: Gamemako
Date Posted: February 25 2008 at 19:15
Quoted for truth; cats are just awesome in their own right and do not require a best friend. ------------- Hail Eris! 
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chopper wrote:Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: February 25 2008 at 20:29
Cat's are living diamonds.  ------------- BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue. |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: February 25 2008 at 21:54
My best friends are: 1.- This veeeery lazy and fat diamond:  2.- Crostinis. 3.- A very useful part of my body.  ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Evans
Date Posted: February 27 2008 at 07:57
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Which is that, Cuncuna, your reproductive organ a.k.a your cock?
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'Let's give it another fifteen seconds..' |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: February 27 2008 at 08:37
^ Well DUH! 
No real need to spell it out, is there?
   cuncuna
Senor Member ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: February 27 2008 at 08:44
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See http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=46375&PID=2775897#2775897 - this post and thread, Vibro.
(I'm not writing all of that again!
 )------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Evans
Date Posted: February 27 2008 at 09:01
Oh no, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't, now does it? : ) -------------
'Let's give it another fifteen seconds..' |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: February 27 2008 at 09:05
 Okay: it: I - T  Beware of the Central Scrutinizers! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: February 27 2008 at 09:05
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Yes it does mean you shouldn't. Peter spoke.
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Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: February 27 2008 at 09:14
 ... this always happens to me... I try to make a clean joke, but society keeps forcing me to say things like "Bald on turtle neck" or "The one eyed chinese" or "Eight equals equals equals equals uppercase D" or "Uppercase C equals equals equals equals eight" (don't try this at home kids) or "Two eggs with a mushroom please" or "The horizontal umbrella" or "The Van der Graaf Generator" or "Biker Carrot" (wears a helmet). Oh, this life.Thanks Peter, but you need this "ñ" to correctly spell it in spanish (Señor). ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |
Posted By: Evans
Date Posted: February 27 2008 at 10:08
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Oh but duh. Sorry Cuncuna. -------------
'Let's give it another fifteen seconds..' |
Posted By: cuncuna
Date Posted: February 27 2008 at 11:16
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Too late man, I'm crying now... ------------- ¡Beware of the Bee! |