The hunt for the Dead Jester.
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Topic: The hunt for the Dead Jester.
Posted By: Fragile
Subject: The hunt for the Dead Jester.
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 10:30
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A short while ago I cannot remember when, there was a very amusing character on here called The Dead Jester Fragile |
I think I'm having withdrawals, can anyone find out where this Dead thingy has gone to as I rather miss him/her.Scandinavia comes to mind, the home of Odin and Thor and such great mythical characters.Is the Dead Jester just another myth or did I really see him/her around about the same time as another; good old SantaReplies:
Posted By: mirco
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 10:42
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Have you tried the forum's search engine? Just a thought... ------------- Please forgive me for my crappy english! |
Posted By: the musical box
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 10:43
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..you mean....you didnt figure that out... ------------- something pretentious |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 11:23
the musical box : Fragile is not a very smart person, so we have to be nice to him  ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: the musical box
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 11:29
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awww, i see would you say he's a tad, i dunno: fragile? ------------- something pretentious |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 11:39
Fragile, Dumb you name it !!!! 
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Posted By: the musical box
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 11:42
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Can anyone say easy target? ------------- something pretentious |
Posted By: Oracle
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 11:43
No fragile is good album by the Yes.very big in greenland (my home country) wonder if yes will ever play in greenland ?  ------------- I see the future.Tomorrow is cancelled. Thorgeir Vifilsson |
Posted By: the musical box
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 11:44
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^ oracle is also not a very smart person ------------- something pretentious |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 11:45
Has any big prog band played Greenland?  ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Oracle wrote:Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 11:47
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will Fragile ever play Greenland ???????????????
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Posted By: Oracle
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 11:58
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that not kind. i try best to undertand and include in what the peoples say. no gig bands play greenland (my home country) it too cold and they not get big trucks through ice sheet to hall of concert places. ------------- I see the future.Tomorrow is cancelled. Thorgeir Vifilsson |
Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 12:03
Man, that's bad news Oracle. Do you get to Europe or the USA to see any live prog music? Hey, like I mentioned with Rob The Good. Start your own prog band and then you can say you are the number one prog group in Greenland. ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Oracle
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 12:08
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Thank you sogid. i see osmonds (with my muther and seister in 1972 ) in montreal-they were heavy band then-no bosys believe it when i say but is true. but also embarasing for me to say in denmark i see yes tributes bands and some rock types gropes like last tangos but no proper type bands ------------- I see the future.Tomorrow is cancelled. Thorgeir Vifilsson |
Posted By: the musical box
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 12:28
Dont take it seriously Oracle, were all a bunch of jokers here. Welcome to the forum ------------- something pretentious |
Posted By: Oracle
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 12:31
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thank you musical box, my country (greenland) very famous for making of the musical boxs.most play classical or folke music but not the progmusics. ------------- I see the future.Tomorrow is cancelled. Thorgeir Vifilsson |
Posted By: ShrinkingViolet
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 13:04
This is great! Fragile v Velvet/Jester just like Errol Flynn v Basil Rathbone . Fragile is on the hunt of velvet again woo hoo this ought to be fun  Fragile is a lil dense n stupid ..haha
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Posted By: Garion81
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 13:45
Not to mention they do not accept fish as a form of payment.
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Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 13:59
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Now that is strange. Fragile hasn't been around for a while, then he pops up and hey presto, Shrinking Violet, who also hasn't been aorund for a while, also pops up. I smell something fishy. Have we stumbled on another schizophrenic? Hey SV, Fragile, are you one and the same person?
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 14:02
I hope thats not ShrinkingViolet you are refering to easy livin ! |
Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 14:18
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Nice edit ST! Or should I call you..........? |
Posted By: goose
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 15:17
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Hang on, what's going on? does everybody have two personalities?! |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 16:02
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Nope I´ve got 4
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 16:03
I think that Easy and Livin are the same person 
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Posted By: Oracle
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 16:06
velvet ? is that the fabric of the girly boys ? every peopkle on this web not straights i think. ------------- I see the future.Tomorrow is cancelled. Thorgeir Vifilsson |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 16:29
Yes we are all Girlie-Boys in here, even the girls.  ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Oracle
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 16:38
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yes i can see many mens on this web not like girls. expecialy you mr velvet. what a clown is i not so sure. some kind of mams dressing up like the cissyboy? ------------- I see the future.Tomorrow is cancelled. Thorgeir Vifilsson |
Posted By: Swinton MCR
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 16:41
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It's very hard to guess if Oracle is a WUM or a genuine inhabitant of the Northern Atlantic ! - I mean would somebody with a fairly bad grasp of english spell "Cissyboy" correctly ?? I'm not sure - I think WUM for sure ! ------------- Play me my song, here it comes again |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 16:42
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Yes we´ve got a real cissyboy around here called Peter Pointless. He´s soo cute yum yum ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Oracle
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 16:43
thank you but i not understand i have good lexicons on webs i can use for it.Cissyboy is it like kissy boy i not so sure . my english not so good but i can try to be better if it not make frends for me here. ------------- I see the future.Tomorrow is cancelled. Thorgeir Vifilsson |
Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 16:45
Just coincidence Bob Shrinking obviously comes out at the same time as me, in fact I could have sworn I sent that girl to a good convent to avoid the attention of that pesky clown. And you, Dead velvet, this is for you:after I've finished you off.
And Shrinking never mind the cheeky remarks or I'll have a word with your Father |
Posted By: Swinton MCR
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 16:51
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You see my Northern Friend, how do we know that you are not yet-another of Velvet Clowns alter egos ?? - H'm, Tell us something about Greenland we couldn't find on the web ?? I still think that "Cissy" is a word that would be hard to use correctly - How about "Nancy-boy" or Uphill-Gardener ??? ------------- Play me my song, here it comes again |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 16:53
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You´ll only shoot yourself in the foot
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Posted By: Swinton MCR
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 16:55
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Web forums are plagued with people having multiple log-ons and personas - It is what childish people do !!! They usually end up having forum debates with themselves ! At least with TF you can tell straight away by the ELP Bias !!! ------------- Play me my song, here it comes again |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 17:06
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Are the noises in my head bothering you?
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Posted By: Dan Bobrowski
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 17:19
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Isn't Cissy spelled "Sissy?"
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 17:25
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no it's Cissy, as in Cissy Velvet Clown
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 17:27
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Hey Musical, you sure catch on quick.
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 17:32
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I do hope I'm Errol SV;nothing but a robbing hood |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 17:48
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Hmmm... you know that Oracle guy showed up just about the time Reed went awol..... And I'd like another ID also.. except I put all my Greg pictures in one basket... can't have an ID without a Greg banner ------------- THIS IS ELP 
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 17:54
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3 fates I think you were too rough with that young Reed boy
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Posted By: Oracle
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 17:56
another strange mans. now with pictures of man in reply boxes. this is crazy place i think. ------------- I see the future.Tomorrow is cancelled. Thorgeir Vifilsson |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 19:38
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Could this be K00l Prog Guruz Part 2? ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Hangedman
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 22:08
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I think hes comedic genuis, but whatever |
Posted By: Rob The Plant
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 23:27
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hahaha! Can't let him go. Can a guy not have a ppor grasp on English without being a Troll? ------------- Collaborators will take your soul. |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 27 2005 at 23:31
CissyBoy dressed in old fashioned frilly night-gown------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 01:33
Well it's not only the misspelling (no offense oracle) but most of the posts I can decipher (again, no offense) are just insults involving our masculinity and sexual preference, which, I don't know if it is a joke or not, it doesn't offend me, but it seems to be very troll like and immature, but whatever ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 01:38
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Whatever. F**k it all for a load of absolute bullsh*t, anyway! ------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
Posted By: Bryan
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 01:45
Not to mention all of his posts refer to Greenland being his home country. |
Posted By: aqualung28
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 01:50
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What if oracle is cert or reed or arcer or someone else that left recently? ------------- "O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love 'n you should have us all O' you should have us fall" "Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart |
Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 03:26
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Shouldn't this be on the "discussions not related to intelligence" thread? ------------- 
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Posted By: dude
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 07:32
| me like thraed, is good fur not brayns,me not brayns, me not see ironingy! |
Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 11:47
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You can't see your ironing... Wow, thats bad.. so either your well wrinkled or walking around in some very burnt clothes.... ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: threefates
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 11:48
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Uhh... Fragile, haven't you figured Reed out??? He likes it rough!!! ------------- THIS IS ELP
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 12:07
------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 14:40
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Posted By: Joren
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 15:14
what the hell?! Peter? |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 15:17
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 15:21
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 15:26
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 15:40
Either that or your profile's a whole lotta rosie I always thought you sounded like 72!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 15:43
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 15:47
Someone's just texted me, they say they have the Clown.But I need proof How the frick did you get my number? What's your name?Did the Clown offer any resistance?I sure hope he was screaming like a baby
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 15:48
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No your called Reed Lover you perfidious fiend
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 16:08
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Wasn't that Pele's surname? I think your given to mendacity Reed |
Posted By: Reed Lover
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 16:13
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 28 2005 at 16:28
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Y soy Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 29 2005 at 08:46
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 29 2005 at 13:42
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Boy Clowny,you sure look good tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Any hints on how you keep those pearly whites so big and bright? What song is this? Well the clown left town long ago, Maybe he'll come back and give us a show, Anyone know? clue it is a prog tune.
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 29 2005 at 15:19
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Velvet Clown ya waste o swedish fresh air,cum oot and fight like a man or ar yu runnin scerred laddie?yur heids mine ah tell ye |
Posted By: Eddy
Date Posted: January 29 2005 at 17:43
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velbvet clown that picture scared the sh*t outa me wtf!
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 29 2005 at 22:09
Sorry Eddy I promise to brush my teeth in the future. 
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 29 2005 at 22:10
Fragile ye haggis stinking wimp  Go boil your bottom
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 04:29
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Thanks Velvy,gotta go to work,you have a serious great day. Regards fragile he he he he he heh he heh he |
Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 04:30
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And Eddy don't you think the clown looks sort of cute? |
Posted By: goose
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 08:19
| If nobody answered that question, it's the second track of the first Translantic album. I can't remember the name though. |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 09:11
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 30 2005 at 12:31
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Your dead right Goose, it is a fabulous track called 'We all need some light' great acoustic guitar intro.
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 03:01
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 05:39
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Jock was out working the field when a
barnstormer landed. "I'll give you an airplane ride for £5," said the pilot. "Sorry, cannae afford it," replied Jock. "Tell you what," said the pilot, "I'll give you and your wife a free ride if you promise not to yell. Otherwise it'll be £10." So up they went and the pilot rolled, looped, stalled and did all he could to scare Jock. Nothing worked and the defeated pilot finally landed the plane. Turning around to the rear seat he said, "Gotta hand it to you. For country folk you sure are brave!" "Aye," said Jock "But ye nearly had me there when the wife fell oot!" ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 05:40
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"I hear Maggie and yourself settled
your difficulties and decided to get married after all," Jock said to Sandy. "That's right," said Sandy, "Maggie's put on so much weight that we couldn't get the engagement ring off her finger." ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 05:54
OOPS wrong thread !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 14:43
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Hey Clowny feast your eyes on Scotland's hottest , move Mariah outta here! |
Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: January 31 2005 at 18:35
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The hunt for the Dead Jester is over. He is currently passing time in Arkham Asylum where he has become a fast favourite with all the inmates.Thought I'd send him this picture of the very beautiful Kirsty Gallacher.See ya when they decide to let ya out Fragile |
Posted By: ShrinkingViolet
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 07:33
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Oi go back to yer Playboy or whatever ! Uch Fragile your grounded go tae yer room! ooo it's good to be back |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 11:37
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Way te go Violet !!!! Fragile is a Dirty Auld Man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 11:43
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Posted By: sigod
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 11:48
Is that a message Velvet? ------------- I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision. - Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill |
Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 12:53
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Why thank you Velvy, that's about the nicest thing you've said in the past few months.Have to rush goin out to a karaoke curry club in Glasgow
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 12:54
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SV I'll see you about this later
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Posted By: Metropolis
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 12:56
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Karaoke Oh Dear, well have fun (Glasgow is always fun)
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Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: February 01 2005 at 19:46
Metropolis the boss paid for it;food great, need I say anymore
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: February 02 2005 at 02:23
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A karaoke haggis club ??????????? ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: February 02 2005 at 02:25
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Yes Sigod and the message is :
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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: February 02 2005 at 11:51
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Yes Sigod and the message is :
But not nessecarily in one piece
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: February 02 2005 at 12:42
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Bit by bit
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Posted By: tuxon
Date Posted: February 02 2005 at 12:45
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That was the answer to the next question. How do you download a clown? ------------- I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT |
Posted By: Fragile
Date Posted: February 02 2005 at 13:51
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Want a piece of this Clowny? |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: February 02 2005 at 14:15
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: February 02 2005 at 14:16
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How do you download a clown? YOU DON´T ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |