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Topic: the gift

Posted By: video vertigo
Subject: the gift
Date Posted: March 29 2006 at 02:04

A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girl friend's birthday and as they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal. Accompanied by the girl friend's younger sister, he went to Herrod's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got the panties. The guy sent the package to the girl friend with the following note:

I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.

All my love.

PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

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"The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse." - Zappa

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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: March 29 2006 at 06:46

Posted By: Dalezilla
Date Posted: March 29 2006 at 08:35

Posted By: Tuzvihar
Date Posted: March 29 2006 at 11:38

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"Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent."

Charles Bukowski

Posted By: daz2112
Date Posted: March 29 2006 at 11:47

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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole

Posted By: Pablo_P
Date Posted: March 29 2006 at 12:58

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Pablo P.

Posted By: The Wizard
Date Posted: March 29 2006 at 21:40

WOW...that was demented.

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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: March 29 2006 at 21:42

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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Posted By: chamberry
Date Posted: July 02 2006 at 18:26

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