Women in charge of everything
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Topic: Women in charge of everything
Posted By: NutterAlert
Subject: Women in charge of everything
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 11:30
W.I.C.O.E. (Women In Charge Of Everything) is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselors available
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Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 11:44
heh heh heh - I have at last come to accept the inevitability of the
final aspect of the course and my life since has been humiliating,
frustrating, vexing but at least free of doubt.... and a lot quieter.
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Posted By: ChadFromCanada
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 12:05
I saw this on another forum. Good though :).
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 17:14
------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Posted By: Ed_The_Dead
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 17:25
Damn... when I look on Nutters post I'm kinda worried...
I'm not that feminine am I?!
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 17:36
Male Brain
Female Brain
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 17:45
Heh heh heh...wheres the doc when you need him
------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted By: AtLossForWords
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 17:49
Man With Hat wrote:
Heh heh heh...wheres the doc when you need him
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I really wanted to post that before you did.
This is why your post count is so high, you post everything that everyone wants to say before they post it.
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 18:00
AtLossForWords wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Heh heh heh...wheres the doc when you need him
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I really wanted to post that before you did.
This is why your post count is so high, you post everything that everyone wants to say before they post it.
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Sorry...guess you've discovered my mind reading ability
------------- Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 18:01
I really miss Doc too
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ocellatedgod" rel="nofollow - last.fm
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Posted By: Ed_The_Dead
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 18:02
^Is he gone or somethin?
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Posted By: AtLossForWords
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 18:05
^yeah he got tired of feeling oppressed by Tony R, so he sent us his farewell message awhile ago.
I don't think Doc ever took up Tony R on that proposal to run the site his way.
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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 18:05
Yes he is, he got pissed at admins and collabs and made a not so friendly goodbye thread which got deleted
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: January 28 2006 at 05:29
^^^that's a great shame IMHO... he was a genuinely very funny guy, who shall be greatly missed around the DNRTM threads....
------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: January 28 2006 at 05:49
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 28 2006 at 09:48
My Brain
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
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Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: January 28 2006 at 21:59
Posted By: stan the man
Date Posted: January 28 2006 at 22:19
Peter wrote:
Male Brain
Female Brain
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yea thats pretty much how the human brains work
------------- true as a lobster in a pteredaktyl's underpants.
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Posted By: richardh
Date Posted: January 29 2006 at 04:02
Funny stuff!
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Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: January 29 2006 at 04:05
Where I can subscribe to the classes? I tink I need some tips
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: January 29 2006 at 04:36
------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: January 29 2006 at 04:43
Man With Hat wrote:
Heh heh heh...wheres the doc when you need him
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It's great to be reminded that you all link a certain ex-forum member with negativity towards women,it shows that our efforts have not been wasted.
Why dont you start up a poll:
"should we have the right to post pornography,make racist comments or make posts that demean women?"
yes No Sometimes If the "poster" is cool and we really like him. Why not,it's not serious is it?
if you win the admin/mod team could step down.That would be great wouldnt it.?If you lose..........you all have to have "I am a naughty boy" as your sigs...
PS,this is not aimed at the person who started this thread or a comment about the subject matter.
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 29 2006 at 06:43
No poll needed
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: January 29 2006 at 15:05
Peter wrote:
Female Brain
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Yeah Tony... it's kind of ironic that Peter should start posting things in this thread.... I thought he'd just sulk off to the safety of the collabs lounge and start throwing his (male) dolls out of his cot...
------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: January 29 2006 at 15:07
Tony R wrote:
if you win the admin/mod team could step down.That would be great wouldnt it.?If you lose..........you all have to have "I am a naughty boy" as your sigs...
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well why don't you just tar and feather me, and write 'bad boy' across my arse with a big stick....
------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: January 29 2006 at 15:10
fandango wrote:
Tony R wrote:
if you win the admin/mod team could step down.That would be great wouldnt it.?If you lose..........you all have to have "I am a naughty boy" as your sigs...
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well why don't you just tar and feather me, and write 'bad boy' across my arse with a big stick....
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I thought we were trying to protect you....
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: January 29 2006 at 15:10
Not ironic at all, Fandango - Peter saw a genuinely funny thread taking the p+++ out of both sides, and contributed in the same spirit.
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Posted By: Jared
Date Posted: January 29 2006 at 15:38
Jim Garten wrote:
Not ironic at all, Fandango - Peter saw a genuinely funny thread taking the p+++ out of both sides, and contributed in the same spirit. |
and if the Doc had posted exactly the same pic, you'd have been down on him like a tonne of bricks... the set of double standards that I've witnessed in the Collabs lounge recently really makes me want to throw up, quite frankly....
------------- Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 30 2006 at 00:49
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: January 30 2006 at 04:08
fandango wrote:
Jim Garten wrote:
Not ironic at all, Fandango - Peter saw a genuinely funny thread taking the p+++ out of both sides, and contributed in the same spirit. |
and if the Doc had posted exactly the same pic, you'd have been down on him like a tonne of bricks... the set of double standards that I've witnessed in the Collabs lounge recently really makes me want to throw up, quite frankly....
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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: January 30 2006 at 04:38
For the thread and the opening post:
For Peter's additions: not as big a laugh since I have seen those along time ago
FANDANGO:
For the thread divergeance: Peter's comments were by no means macho or demeaning since it makes fun of both sexes. And in the opening thread, only males are are aimed at. Self deprecating humour is correct. I probably would've found this not quite as funny , if it had been posted by a woman wanting to hurt men, by this. Even if our BaldAngels or any other woman on this forum had posted this , it would've been for laughs.
The Doc would've never posted something making fun of men, and pointing at their flaws/shortcomings from a woman's glance , even with humour.
He would've posted something more like your remote control pic (which I do find funny, but very limit as politically correct) or much worse.
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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: January 30 2006 at 04:44
Somethimg like this is still funny but also limit.
------------- let's just stay above the moral melee prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword
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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: January 30 2006 at 04:49
Anyway, the Doc had a big mouth, and would've had us believe he was something like this:
------------- let's just stay above the moral melee prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword
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Posted By: arcer
Date Posted: January 30 2006 at 05:13
The fundamental difference here is the attitude towards humour and political correctness.
I would imagine that few of us appreciate the limiting, humourless, po-faced imposition of crude, generic moral standards on our right to throw around jokes which lampoon either sex. And, as far as I'm concerned, that is correct. To poke gentle, knowing fun at the stereotypes of either sex is amusing to both sexes, PRESUMING that each is aware of their own shortcomings.
The problem with the Doc's posts was that he singularly lacks that sensitivity and awareness. I doubt whether he would ever have posted the cartoon which kick-started this thread as it poked fun at both men and women. His posts would have veered towards the remote control graphic, which, while still a funny cartoon, would have solely been used to denigrate women and would surely have been attached to a vicious comment about women and their place in the world.
Humour comes from seeing the comic all of us, not from targeting what is seen as 'inferior' in others. To say that women have a deficient parallel parking area in the brain is funny because it references a stereotype we all can relate to, just as to say men have a deficiency in targeting the toilet bowl also has humour. However, to say that women are stupid because they may not be able to parallel park is just vitriol and that vitriolic humour is the kind the Doc dealt in. It is when the latter rears its ugly head that polical correctness, however much the aware among us may detest it, becomes necessary. And in the Doc's case the appliance of that kind of moral policing was necessary. Simple as that.
For the Brits I'll give an example. Harry Enfield's wonderful 'Women Know Your Place' sketch was comic genius because it played on the stereotypes of a bygone age while poking fun at stereotypes that are still extant. Bernard Manning's mother-in-law and wife jokes are, by contrast, thinly veiled attacks on a sex he patently hates. The former is funny, the latter the equivalent of jokes about Pakistanis, Indians or Irish. Pathetic.
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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: January 30 2006 at 05:51
Too bad we don't have a scanner. The back cover of the New York Gong album "About Time" has a member of the "Husband Liberation Front" on it, dealing out pamphlets about "Husband Liberation". He is covered all over with stickers like "Don't ask 'what can my husband do for me?', ask 'what can I do for my husband?' ", "No more Dish Washing" and the likes. A really funny picture.
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Posted By: Peter
Date Posted: January 30 2006 at 08:33
fandango wrote:
Peter wrote:
Female Brain
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Yeah Tony... it's kind of ironic that Peter should start posting things in this thread.... I thought he'd just sulk off to the safety of the collabs lounge and start throwing his (male) dolls out of his cot...
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Hmmm... I seem to recall posting TWO pics.
So, I'm some sort of homosexual baby now, am I?
I guess you're my enemy, hey Jared?
Hmmm -- your profile doesn't give your age, but you list "masturbating" as one of your hobbies. I seem to be up against a mature, formidable opponent -- dear me!
------------- "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: January 30 2006 at 14:05
We just can´t comPETE
------------- Billy Connolly
Dream Theater
Terry Gilliam
Hagen Quartet
Jethro Tull
Mike Keneally
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Posted By: Jim Garten
Date Posted: January 31 2006 at 03:31
Velvetclown wrote:
I just can´t come PETE
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Probably down to your age, old chap...
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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: January 31 2006 at 03:56
Velvetclown wrote:
We just can´t comPETE |
Cum-Pete?
Your sexual disorders are not our concerns
------------- let's just stay above the moral melee prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword
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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: January 31 2006 at 04:15
arcer wrote:
The problem with the Doc's posts was that he singularly lacks that sensitivity and awareness. I doubt whether he would ever have posted the cartoon which kick-started this thread as it poked fun at both men and women. His posts would have veered towards the remote control graphic, which, while still a funny cartoon, would have solely been used to denigrate women and would surely have been attached to a vicious comment about women and their place in the world. |
Interesting that you look at the remote control image that way. I am a woman, and I see that image as something to denigrate men.
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Posted By: Sean Trane
Date Posted: January 31 2006 at 05:03
BaldFriede wrote:
arcer wrote:
The problem with the Doc's posts was that he singularly lacks that sensitivity and awareness. I doubt whether he would ever have posted the cartoon which kick-started this thread as it poked fun at both men and women. His posts would have veered towards the remote control graphic, which, while still a funny cartoon, would have solely been used to denigrate women and would surely have been attached to a vicious comment about women and their place in the world.
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Interesting that you look at the remote control image that way. I am a woman, and I see that image as something to denigrate men.
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Well your love preferences differ from most women.
I believe most active feminist women would feel offended by such a picture if it was thrown at them in a negative way or first degree humour. As the picture with the feminst rally and the yellow panel in the backgroiund, I posted.
But I can see how a woman with lots of humour might see this picture might be seen as second degree humour and turn this pic right back at males>
Well that remote control pic shows how men wish women would be (let us speak generally and in a machismo way, because it does represent what I am looking for in a female partner) and be allowed to turn off the (what we consider) nasty bits> wishful thinking!!! again, you read this as a second degree humour, while that Doctor character would've posted it as a first degree humour.
------------- let's just stay above the moral melee prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword
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