Who makes you laugh??
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Topic: Who makes you laugh??
Posted By: horza
Subject: Who makes you laugh??
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 13:25
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Which person on here makes you laugh ?
For me its got to be SnowDog 
Don't tell him though  ------------- Originally posted by darkshade: Calling Mike Portnoy a bad drummer is like calling Stephen Hawking an idiot. |
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Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 13:33
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Velvetclown! Jim Garten! dude! The Doctor! Fandango! Snowy! Nutter! Loverboy! ... and sometimes (don't tell them, though BJ, Flossy, Tlossy and awhile ago Miracle...for all those silly warus pics (WARNING: Don't post them here!
...and... ...er... Flowerchild!
------------- http://soundcloud.com/drewagler" rel="nofollow - My soundcloud. Please give feedback if you want! |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 13:35
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A few.....Horza is one, Tony R used to when he was "normal", Tuxon, Velvetbuffoon, Chopper, Blacksword(sometimes) and many more! sorry if I didn't mention you. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Ed_The_Dead
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 13:51
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Loverboy! Doctor! Snowy! Manukind! Wolfie! Flossy! Lossy! BJ! Ricco! Fandango! Stony! Velvy There are more... but these are the ones I recall right now...
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ed_the_dead/?chartstyle=asimpleblue5"> 
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 13:54
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Horza,Snowie and most of the people that visit the Velvet Lounge regularly. -------------  |
Posted By: memowakeman
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 14:09
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Frank Zappa make me laugh Oh, sorry , members of progarchives? Man With Hat and Snow Dog are very funny Fantomas and his avatars!! ------------- Follow me on twitter @memowakeman |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 14:27
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santa clause < =text/> |
Posted By: Mikerinos
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 16:19
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Most of the people who go on the PA chatroom frequently: SnowDog, Horza, Flossy, Blowie, Progtologist, and Meurglys for example. ------------- 
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Posted By: horza
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 16:19
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the IRC guys make me laugh -Snow Dog, TheProgtologist, Flossy, Bluesaga, Meurglys III, BJ (no ulking !!), Sleeper, Goose (where are you?), arnie (who do you like today arnold?),MikeEnRegalia ..... they know who they are ------------- Originally posted by darkshade: Calling Mike Portnoy a bad drummer is like calling Stephen Hawking an idiot. |
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 16:23
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Well, I thought Snowy was quite funny today when he threatened to shoot you, horza.
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Posted By: horza
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 16:32
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he wouldnt shoot me ------------- Originally posted by darkshade: Calling Mike Portnoy a bad drummer is like calling Stephen Hawking an idiot. |
Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 18:15
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All the ulkers(Rico, Flossy, Tlossy, Blowie, Fanto)!
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 18:28
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Yeah all the guys on chat make me laugh...out loud sometimes....even if they didn't do it intentionally! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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horza wrote:Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 18:31
The damn chat doesn't work for me ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ocellatedgod" rel="nofollow - last.fm |
Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 18:47
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How Come? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 19:06
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^Great question The message box disappears after the first message, and that's it. I can see the conversation but can't post. Java is enabled, and everything seems fine, except it doesn't work ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ocellatedgod" rel="nofollow - last.fm |
Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 19:15
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Loverboy!!
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Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 19:22
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I really crack me up. ------------- I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you? |
Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 20:17
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This could be a big list Snowie Horza Flossy The Doctor Bj Jody thers too many to mention but most of the regulars here are great (sorry if i didnt mention your name) ------------- Spending more than I should on Prog since 2005 
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: December 13 2005 at 21:02
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Myself, of course!! Seriously, my favorites are:
and of course: Loverboy (the ones in bold are my absolute favorites ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 00:45
 ALRIGHT!! ------------- 
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 00:46
I'm an ulker??  -------------
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 00:48
Ok,so for me:
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 02:24
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakingly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey! I didn't know that Mary worked here!" ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 02:35
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Posted By: NutterAlert
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 06:27
Also the countless posts that raise a titter posted by many on this forum and help brighten up the day. ------------- Proud to be an un-banned member since 2005 |
Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 08:33
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VelvetClown is the man for that and others too.... WELCOME TO PA AWARDS 2005 here is the first award: Presented by Robert Fripp and Ian Anderson: "For best comic post on ProgArchives, the winner is....VELVETCLOWN" Presented by Bill Bruford and Steve Hackett: "For the record breaking and longest running thread goes to...well VELVETCLOWN for Mariah Carey with over 1000 posts". um..the end of the awards ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH 
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 08:38
I´d like to thank God and my mother and my sister and my cat and my ................
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 08:40
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and my dentist and my boss and his wife and Tony R and Progman and all
the people of the UK and Cardiff and .....................the whole
planet and..............the universe and ............
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 09:00
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Smashing you deserve it.
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Posted By: Snow Dog
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 09:03
Its a fix!!!!!! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/Snow_Dog" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 09:04
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How??? ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: sularetal
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 09:05
I don't laugh much lately. I don't know whats the matter with me...... ------------- 
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Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 09:08
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Next award: Presented by VELVETCLOWN and Billy Conolly: "For the most pointless threads of 2005, the winner is james hetfield" Presented by James LaBrie and Ronnie Briggs: "For the most conterversial newsline in the PA world in 2005 goes to, Tony R for the thread killings of Mariah Carey and Elvis Presely threads etc etc, and for Progtologist and PROGMAN for covering the stories and exposing the truth in their PA Newspapers".
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Posted By: NutterAlert
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 09:57
Its seems we have found something we can all finally agree on. VelvetClown is an all round good egg.  ------------- Proud to be an un-banned member since 2005 |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:14
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...hmm...wonder what cathegory I will win... -------------
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Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:31
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Ok I'll have to make something up for you RICOCHET. Presented by Klaus Schulze and Christopher Franke: "Um...this is unscripted (cough), (gulp) I,I,I am h,h,hounered to present Ricochet with this award for um....um... (Chris help me here), (Cough), (Audience) boooo, Yes um the award is for outstanding acheivement in recognising in my Music and making me for what I am in PA, and for having my pics in his signiture< congratulations RICOCHET" ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:32
Progman wins and Nutter as well, all British people win the VELVET HUG  It stinks I know  ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:32
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^^ what that's it that's the award Klaus getting into PA ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:33
Yes  That and 21 virgins ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:34
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Cheers, VELV. ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:36
you son of a...-------------
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:36
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Behave I´m invading you lot next year !!!
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:37
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No I´m not..............I´m invading Britain.
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:37
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Has Tony R picked up his award yet? ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:37
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Welcome Prime Minister VELVETCLOWN. ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:38
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He won´t be able to lift it
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:38
wait till this topic gets locked... -------------
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:38
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Thank you Progman my friend
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Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:39
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We need a Deputy Prime Minister1 next one to reply is one ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:40
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Hey !!! I invaded Bournemouth and Southampton this year. ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:40
you know,still on this...you could have replaced Christopher Franke with someone else...he's not my fave...Edgar Froese,Peter Gabriel,Peter Hammill,Evgeny Kissin would have been just fine... -------------
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:41
me me me him him him -------------
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:42
I´m 1 % British !!!! 
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Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:43
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Edgar Frose was ill, Peter Gabriel would have punched Klaus Schulze, Peter Hamill would have swore live at the awards, so by kindness Mr Franke offered. (end of bullshine ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:44
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Bullshine is not as dangerous as sunshine.
------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:45
why would have Peter Gabriel punched Klaus Schulze??  -------------
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:45
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Posted By: PROGMAN
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:46
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Dunno Tony R as possessed his Moog. ------------- CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:48
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and 99 % Alcohol
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:49
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Tony R is not in the moog.
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:49
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Billy Connolly
Dream Theater Jethro Tull Monty Python XTC Frank Zappa -------------
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:50
You´ve got great taste Rico 
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:51
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oh,yeah...forgot to mention...my least favourites list...
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:51
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This must be Music not related to discussions
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:52
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Velvet kicks Rico it the nutteralert.
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:52
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music is in everything...music is everywhere...
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:54
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You must be livin in RICOMANIA.
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 10:56
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quite true...I always live in music...always find myself reflected there...it is what represents me... now how about we switch to Velvy Room for some more discussion? -------------
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 11:08
NOPE 
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Posted By: Tony R
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 11:18
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I'd like to nominate someone for the "Velvetclown-I'm Leaving For Good-No,Really I Am!" Award errr......Velvetclown,Velvetclown,James Lee,The Doctor and Velvetclown. And the winner is....... the amazing,lovable Mr Velvetclown!!! |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 12:45
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hey come on guys vote for me
i'll be santa for you i'll come through chimney < =text/> |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 12:51
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well,loverboy,what can we say...we gave all these awards...the only thing we do still have is a banana peel...do you want it?
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Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 12:56
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I´m leaving for good in 2006 I´d like to nominate Tony R for the " Sexiest Guy on PA " award, I know he will win hands down  ------------- Billy Connolly Dream Theater Terry Gilliam Hagen Quartet Jethro Tull Mike Keneally |
Posted By: Velvetclown
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 12:57
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Talk about brown nosing
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 12:59
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ya ya ya i want banana peeel because peel is better than seal or walrus (wallrush) i will peal the paint i mean banana
i like banana but RUM is better
friend in need is friend indeed but friend with RUM is better < =text/> |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:08
OH,BJ-S gonna kill you... he's gonna cut you into little pieces... < text >-------------
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:13
no no no no
one of these days
i'll i'll i'll
no
i wont cut you in the pieces,
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:14
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...just wait for him to notice...
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:20
Me in small letters?? At least I didn't ULK in this thread!! ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:22
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i'm ready lets have some call him |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:22
well,you didn't put me in your list...so I made you small...I am decent enough to agree that you are,in basic terms,funny...yet as punishment you get the small treatment...mwahahah!  -------------
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:28
Well....extreme spamming and thread ruining isn't funny....or....is it.............? Oh what the heck! You're on the list too!! ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:31
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extreme spamming?more than you?? thread ruining?? gimme a break!! GET OUT!! -------------
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:37
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You spam more than me!! Remember those days in the Mariah Carey thread?? ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:39
Remember the fact that you and Floss-boy ruined and closed and murdered and mutilate and etc. Britney Spears?? -------------
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:41
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:44
"Closed & murdered" ??? That's the biggest pile of crap I've ever heard!! We didn't close it, Tony closed it because we went "off-topic" ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:46
exactamundo...so you're guilty... ANYWAY,BACK TO THE GOOD DAYS... -------------------------------------- like my avatar?  -------------
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:49
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Yup! But we better get back on topic before the admins caughts us in the act ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 14:53
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GOOD < =text/> |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 14 2005 at 15:01
your first good idea this day,BJ! BTW I noticed your avatar has "incorporated" a walrus... -------------
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: December 15 2005 at 07:45
Yes But let's go back to topic, eh..? ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Easy Livin
Date Posted: December 15 2005 at 08:28
Who says we're not watching! |
Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: December 15 2005 at 08:32
Damn... ------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on! |
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: December 15 2005 at 13:19
okay,back for the third time on-topic.. -------------
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