Your Pick for Trump's New Cabinet.
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Topic: Your Pick for Trump's New Cabinet.
Posted By: SteveG
Subject: Your Pick for Trump's New Cabinet.
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 11:27
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Chris Christie as Surgeon General? Sara Palin as head of the EPA? Rudy Giuliani as head of the CIA? Who's it gonna be?
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Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 11:52
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The way Republicans spend money, we'll probably have a Department of Tweets. ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: progaardvark
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 11:55
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Alex Jones for the Department of Exposing the Illuminati and Sean Hannity for the Department of Journalist Integrity. ------------- ---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 11:58
| Donald Trump does not need a cabinet. Does he seem like the kind of guy who wants someones advice. |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 12:02
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He is smarter than everyone else. He doesn't need anyone's advice. ------------- 
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 12:06
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One that is highly rumored everywhere is enough: Secretary of Education Ben Carson. Ben Carson. Ben "We should teach creationism" Carson Ben "Pyramids were for storing grains" Carson Ben "It's Lucifer's work" Carson. Enough said. ------------- 
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Posted By: Triceratopsoil
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 12:07
I know this is supposed to be LOLSOFUNNY joke LOOK HOW EDGY I AM but he really did surround himself by a much, much more effective campaign team than Hillary Clinton did. Trump is a man who recognizes and appreciates expertise. Plus none of them were pedophiles or satanists. |
timothy leary wrote:Posted By: A Person
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 12:09
Apart from himself. |
Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 12:14
| Anybody know who the white house barber will be? |
Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 12:17
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Posted By: Windhawk
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 12:21
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Michele Bachmann as Secretary of Energy, perhaps? ------------- Websites I work with: http://www.progressor.net http://www.houseofprog.com My profile on Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/haukevind/ |
Posted By: Prog Sothoth
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 12:53
Ann Coulter as Ambassador of the United States of America to the State of Israel.
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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 13:14
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Vlad the Impaler as Surgeon General? Exxon Valdez as head of the EPA? Vlad Putini as head of the CIA? ------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits! |
Posted By: The T
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 13:21
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It's funny how all the funny names that people come up with are much better than the very likely real one I mentioned. -------------
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Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 13:37
| mahogany |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 13:46
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Hillary Clinton for Secretary of State. -------------
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Posted By: Terrapin Station
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 14:31
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Geddy Lee needs a job now. |
Posted By: rushfan4
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 14:33
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He can be an ambassador to Brazil. -------------
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Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 16:42
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There are some realistic options that I would like though I doubt it breaks this way. Sec of Health and Human Services: Ben Carson Sec of Education: Mitch Daniels Sec of Commerce: Peter Thiel Sec Labor: Victoria Lipnic Unfortunately these are the only realistically good choices I can come up with. ------------- "One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. " |
Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 16:45
This is bizarre to me because Trump isn't religious, he didn't pander to to evangelicals during the campaign, he doesn't believe in creationism himself, and Ben Carson makes perfect sense elsewhere. Ebell is expected since everything about Trump requires him to not believe in climate change, but I don't get where the Ben Carson thing is coming from. ------------- "One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. " |
Posted By: Catcher10
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 17:15
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I have yet to meet anyone in business that has achieved grand success/fortune, by not surrounding themselves with very smart people. Whether those people are consultants or actual employees in the successful business....I think Trump knows what people he needs and I think he will reach out to others for help in areas he has little to no experience in. -------------   
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Posted By: The T
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 17:32
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Yes, like Ben Carson for Education. I hope I'm extremely wrong. -------------
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Posted By: zappaholic
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 22:09
And as I said in the other thread, I predict the Department of Education will be abolished entirely, like the GOP's been wanting to do for years. ------------- "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken |
Posted By: Polymorphia
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 22:26
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 11 2016 at 23:59
Hmm, tricky one, Trumpton could go for mahogany for three reasons - one: it's an endangered species which of course is a conspiracy lie so he'll happily ignore all the scientific advice against using it just to prove them wrong; two: 80-90% of the mahogany used in the USA was harvested illegally but that sort of regulation just gets in the way of business so he'll ignore that too; and three: it is more expensive than spruce but as his cabinet maker will inevitably have to take him to court in order to get paid and he'll drag that out for so long he'll never have to pay so that doesn't bother him much. However mahogany has two things going against it - one: it's brown while spruce is white; two: it's a Latino illegal immigrant. ------------- What? |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: November 12 2016 at 00:21
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: November 12 2016 at 04:29
Yeah, why not. They are all good friends by all accounts and I'm sure she'll serve Wall St as effectivey as he will. ------------- Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy! |
Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 12 2016 at 06:13
Thank grud for that, last thing you need is for cronyism to play any part in this so thankfully all those "businessmen" who "supported him" through the campaign will not receive any kind of "reward" for their "loyalty" and he'll hand out those prestigious cabinet jobs to those who are managing to make profits in this economic climate because they can continue to do that and manage a country with a 19.5 trillion dollar debt as well. ------------- What? |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: November 12 2016 at 06:25
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hahah.. the question everyone in Washington want to know... where do she go... UN Ambassador?  ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: The T
Date Posted: November 12 2016 at 09:13
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^If she could be our first Moon ambassador I wouldn't complain. -------------
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Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: November 12 2016 at 09:18
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Posted By: Icarium
Date Posted: November 12 2016 at 09:33
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Arnold Scwarzenegger as forign minister -------------  
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Posted By: HemispheresOfXanadu
Date Posted: November 18 2016 at 14:42
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Well it'll be the best cabinet. Just the best. He won't settle for anything less than the best for his cabinet so we can be sure it'll... It'll be that. His cabinet being the best will make a 'uge difference and his cabinet also won't settle. Because he doesn't settle. He doesn't. The best. Just the best. ------------- https://twitter.com/ProgFollower" rel="nofollow - @ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak. |
Posted By: The T
Date Posted: November 18 2016 at 14:52
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At the rate we're going I'd be incredibly happy just with all G. W. Bush's cabinet back. -------------
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Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: November 18 2016 at 17:50
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Trump's cabinet is accessed by a valet. ------------- ...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology... |
Posted By: SteveG
Date Posted: November 19 2016 at 07:09
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^it also has a wet bar. ------------- This message was brought to you by a proud supporter of the Deep State. |
Posted By: micky
Date Posted: November 19 2016 at 07:38
my guess.....if there is a God and he wants to throw us a bone to help us through the next 4 years with smiles on our faces.... Press Secretary ------------- The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip |
Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: November 21 2016 at 12:54
Yep.....  ------------- One does nothing yet nothing is left undone. Haquin |
Posted By: dr wu23
Date Posted: November 21 2016 at 12:56
Another attempt at humor...? I mean here's a guy who got a 1 million dollar stake from his dad...which he called a 'small loan'... and then has filed bankruptcy re-alingment 5 or 6 times and has sued everyone but his own mother. ------------- One does nothing yet nothing is left undone. Haquin |