Why Does Your Wife Love You?
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Topic: Why Does Your Wife Love You?
Posted By: phonewind
Subject: Why Does Your Wife Love You?
Date Posted: November 01 2016 at 09:56
Here is my answer : I have no clue
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 01 2016 at 10:36
Because I'm kind, smart and have lovely blue eyes. This I know as fact because I asked her.
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Posted By: timothy leary
Date Posted: November 01 2016 at 10:43
Because of my essence. This is tangible yet hard to put into words. I am a very lucky man to have her love and devotion. I tell her so every day.
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Posted By: doompaul
Date Posted: November 01 2016 at 10:52
Not for my record collection, I can tell you that.
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Posted By: Man With Hat
Date Posted: November 01 2016 at 14:09
Me very large penis.
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: November 01 2016 at 17:44
^ You do have a big one.
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Posted By: emigre80
Date Posted: November 01 2016 at 18:33
Yet another thread that goes straight for the PA male demographic.
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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: November 01 2016 at 18:35
money
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Posted By: Magnum Vaeltaja
Date Posted: November 01 2016 at 21:43
EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:
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That's a very objectifying thing to say about your motorbike!
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Posted By: Magnum Vaeltaja
Date Posted: November 01 2016 at 22:07
emigre80 wrote:
Yet another thread that goes straight for the PA male demographic. |
Let's not forget Jean and Friede!
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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: November 01 2016 at 22:09
Magnum Vaeltaja wrote:
EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:
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That's a very objectifying thing to say about your motorbike! |
Well I've got to treat her good, all the best oils and everything.............
------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits!
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Posted By: cstack3
Date Posted: November 01 2016 at 22:21
She digs my friends, like Rick Wakeman....
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Posted By: Barbu
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 00:16
She's gone a while ago, wasn't making enough money probably.
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Posted By: phonewind
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 04:47
I've figured it out. Because she gets to buy beer for me.
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Posted By: Meltdowner
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 05:02
emigre80 wrote:
Yet another thread that goes straight for the PA male demographic. | More like male/happily married demographic
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Posted By: Equality 7-2521
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 06:16
Because I nabbed her when she was young and impressionable.
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 06:35
My wife loves me for my collection of weird prog albums.
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Posted By: Blacksword
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 07:17
My intellect, charm, taste in music and the fact that I have the libido of a rutting rhino who's eaten a truck load of viagra....
Oh wait...I'm not married, but if I was that would be te reason. Honest.
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Posted By: Jeffro
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 07:25
Because I'm the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!
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Posted By: emigre80
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 07:35
I love my husband because he's a wonderful person. That he likes prog helps too.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 07:38
emigre80 wrote:
I love my husband because he's a wonderful person. That he likes prog helps too. |
We'll not pry into why he loves you and just take it as an immutable fact of life.
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 08:54
Because she knows I will always be there for her, support her, share in her life and always...ALWAYS make her laugh. Interestingly enough, we are in many ways complete opposites and the poster couple for 'Opposites attract'. Over the years we have picked up each others opposite habits. I am now more comfortable in the kitchen and she knows what direction she is headed when driving (I tested her extensively when we first were dating). We are both creative yet analytical and have a shared passion for the outdoors and exploration. When I decided to get married (and it was never an imperative for me) I knew that she was probably the only person that could put up with my nonsense. Like all marriages it's never been perfect, but we are both always working to make it successful.
Plus, she's met our Prime Minister and still she stays with me. What more could a guy ask?
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Posted By: emigre80
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 09:37
Dean wrote:
emigre80 wrote:
I love my husband because he's a wonderful person. That he likes prog helps too. |
We'll not pry into why he loves you and just take it as an immutable fact of life. |
It's a mystery but it worked out well for me so I don't ask too many questions.
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Posted By: emigre80
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 09:37
JD wrote:
Because she knows I will always be there for her, support her, share in her life and always...ALWAYS make her laugh. Interestingly enough, we are in many ways complete opposites and the poster couple for 'Opposites attract'. Over the years we have picked up each others opposite habits. I am now more comfortable in the kitchen and she knows what direction she is headed when driving (I tested her extensively when we first were dating). We are both creative yet analytical and have a shared passion for the outdoors and exploration. When I decided to get married (and it was never an imperative for me) I knew that she was probably the only person that could put up with my nonsense. Like all marriages it's never been perfect, but we are both always working to make it successful.
Plus, she's met our Prime Minister and still she stays with me. What more could a guy ask?
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Looks to me like the PM thinks as highly of her as you do
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Posted By: JD
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 10:21
He best hope we never meet. If he puts half the focus on our country as he did on my wife, we'll come out just fine.
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Posted By: Finnforest
Date Posted: November 02 2016 at 18:30
Can't answer that for her.
But for me. We were teens when we met. I remember how shy both of us were, two introverts. I remember the first time I held her hand and for me it was literally electric, I don't know how else to describe it. She was so beautiful. I remember buying her a gift and handing it to her as we parted ways after work one night..I said "wait aren't you gonna open it?" She said with confidence but nonchalance "i know what it is." She did. Awkward steps in those first months, i was no smooth guy. Her trust was not easy to get for reasons I won't get into. But eventually we developed a friendship that became the most important thing in my life.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 03 2016 at 00:49
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Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: November 03 2016 at 03:33
I'm quick to say sorry. I love our kids v I have a calming voice. I care for her and protect her. I give her what she wants and she gives me everything I need. It's a 22 year relationship.
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Posted By: Jeffro
Date Posted: November 03 2016 at 04:42
Whoops.wrong thread. D'oh!
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Posted By: DamoXt7942
Date Posted: November 03 2016 at 06:13
because i cannot control myself. she's my boss.
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Posted By: Dean
Date Posted: November 03 2016 at 07:12
Posted By: AtomicCrimsonRush
Date Posted: November 05 2016 at 01:23
Nice thread really. Quite calming
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Posted By: The Dark Elf
Date Posted: November 05 2016 at 07:20
How could she not love me?
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Posted By: Wirebender
Date Posted: December 16 2016 at 11:42
I'll never know. But she does. THAT I know.
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Posted By: mechanicalflattery
Date Posted: December 16 2016 at 12:32
Oh great, it's the "adults brag about their happiness" thread back up again
Have a sympathetic thought for us youngsters, as we try fumble through our loneliness, awkwardness, and failed romantic advances, always wondering in the back of our minds whether we'll die alone...
(The above comment is partly sarcastic, please continue to appreciate the loves of your lives)
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Posted By: EddieRUKiddingVarese
Date Posted: December 16 2016 at 14:07
Wife listened to the Yes album yesterday, without to much protest- some progress beyond her favourite Moody Blues but still along way to go to get to Zappa.......................
------------- "Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes" and I need the knits, the double knits!
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Posted By: Catcher10
Date Posted: December 16 2016 at 20:15
She is my high school sweetheart, so far 31 years of awesomeness! I take care of her, protect her, stand up for her....I got her back and she knows it. As with any marriage/family life there are bumps along the way, some pretty serious and we always work out a plan and get through it together.
We still hold hands as we walk in public, I hold her hand while I am driving, open car door for her, we kiss goodnight and good morning....Why she loves me? Not sure I can answer for her, but these are things we still do together and I know it helps me through tough days.
Also I know because when I buy tickets to prog concerts she goes along and then asks me as we arrive to the venue...."Who are we seeing again??" So far she has always said, "That was a great concert!", as we walk holding hands to the car.
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Posted By: Magnum Vaeltaja
Date Posted: December 16 2016 at 20:17
^ Very sweet!
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Posted By: Tapfret
Date Posted: December 22 2016 at 22:58
Because I'm so well endowed....
...with cold weather tolerance so she doesn't have to go outside in the winter to feed the chickens.
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