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Now look what you've done.Hasselhoff has made my arms fall off! Bring it on!

Edited by Man Erg - June 17 2007 at 03:37

Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Take this!



Baby Arrrghus will rock-out-face you ALL to death!

For Jim though, all that is needed is...



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I'll destroy your planet.Where you gunna fight then ya little...er...er...puny humans! Nuh! Na,na,nana,na,nah!

Edited by Man Erg - June 17 2007 at 03:43

Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Why you Angry!

I'll fling you some Richard Harris!

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

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There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why

[extended break]

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!



Oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very much yes!



You're a Pink Toothbrush, I'm a Blue Toothbrush

You're a pink toothbrush, I'm a blue toothbrush
Have we met somewhere before?
You're a pink toothbrush and I think toothbrush
That we met by the bathroom door.

Glad to meet toothbrush, such a sweet toothbrush
How you thrill me through and through
Dont be hard toothbrush on a soft toothbrush
'Cause I cant help loving you.

Every time I hear you whistle...... it makes my nylon bristle.......

You're a pink toothbrush, I'm a blue toothbrush
Won't you marry me in haste?
I'll be true toothbrush, just to you toothbrush
When we both use the same toothpaste.



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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 18 2007 at 07:50
You're a pink toothbrush?

YOU'RE A PINK TOOTHBRUSH?

James! You do realise you're quoting Max Bygraves, don't you? In clear contravention of all rules and maxims of civilised warfare?

There's only one thing for it:

...but I can't think of it at the moment...

I'll be back (Jack)

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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 18 2007 at 18:48
James,
 
I really didn't think it needed spelling out, but the first rule of Fight Club is
 
Do not talk about Fight Club, or Max Censoreding Bygraves!
 
I thought the Max Bygraves bit went without saying, but clearly I was wrong.
 
Now pick up a blunt instrument and inflict some senseless pretend violence on someone you've never met!!!!
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom


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Of course I realise it's Max Bygraves, those lyrics and that song, are my secret weapon of max destruction.

My Pullover is worse though... except I don't think that's what it's called and I have no idea who sang it.
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*decapitates with lead pipe*


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Points: 8844 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 18 2007 at 22:03
Originally posted by heyitsthatguy heyitsthatguy wrote:

*decapitates with lead pipe*


Yourself or someone else?

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Originally posted by rileydog22 rileydog22 wrote:

Originally posted by heyitsthatguy heyitsthatguy wrote:

*decapitates with lead pipe*


Yourself or someone else?


that post, as art, is open to interpretation


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Enters the room singing Zinatra songs (remember Zinatra?) while giving everyone bad haircuts and flea sandwiches...
¡Beware of the Bee!
   
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Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

James,
 

I really didn't think it needed spelling out, but the first rule of Fight Club is

 

Do not talk about Fight Club, or Max Censoreding Bygraves!

 

I thought the Max Bygraves bit went without saying, but clearly I was wrong.

 

Now pick up a blunt instrument and inflict some senseless pretend violence on someone you've never met!!!!


Bloody hell Chris - these newcomers haven't a clue, have they?

If you don't mind standing still whilst I demonstrate... OK class: Pay attention:

COFFEE POT IN FACE, CHILLI JUICE ENEMA, RIB TICKLE, NIPPLE TWEAK, PUNCH UP BRACKET, ANVIL ON FOOT, DROP COW FROM GREAT HEIGHT ONTO HEAD, FISH SLAP, KICK IN GOOLIES, REALLY HARD CHINESE BURN

That'll show 'em Chris!

Chris?

Chris?

Ah...

+++sidles away slowly & nonchalantly+++

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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 19 2007 at 18:05
Owwww!!!!! Me head!!!!!!
What happened? - coffee pot - anvil - cow - hmmm....
 
OK Garten, think you're hard do you?!?
 
Cast iron frying pan over head, lemon juice and salt mix into eyes, scotch bonnet chilli up nose, metal ruler into goolies, HEADBUTT!! and another HEADBUTT!! for luck, deadleg, really hard kick up arse, bendy bus dropped onto big toe, FACEFART!!!
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom


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I was merely demonstrating correct Fight Club etiquette, Christpher, but if you want to take that attitude...

TAKE MICKEY OUT OF SCOUSERS, STAPLE GUN TO BACK OF KNEES, FILL NAVEL WITH MAGGOTS, SLAM GOOLIES IN FRIDGE DOOR, RED HOT PAPER CLIP UNDER TOENAILS, CROCODILE CLIP ON NIPPLES, EAR BITE, EYE POKE, GOOD OLD TRADITIONAL PUNCH IN FACE (WHILST WEARING WET RUBBER GLOVES), SAND IN THE VASELINE, LEMON JUICE IN THE CONTACT LENS SOLUTION, DEEP HEAT IN THE ANUSOL, HEAD BUTT & PROCTRACTOR POKE IN BUTTOCKS

Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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