Reviews reporting thread

I came across this review which is not a review but a forum subject.

 BTW: the same review is ppsted in both album reviews,

HÖYRY-KONE — Hyönteisiä voi Rakastaa

Review by tja_to_eller_tre

— I've had contact with Jarno Surkula (memb. of the great Höyry- Kone and (now) Alamaillman Vasarat (great aswell, of course)) , and the long sold out two records from Höyry- Kone is in the planning of getting a rerelease on the small label; Wolfgang Records.

I suggested that I could help him put preasure on the label and encourage them to actually do so. This is a great chance for everyone who missed out on them last time.

So I wondered if you guys could help me with having people send NICE emails to Hannu Leiden, head of Wolfgang Records : [email protected]

and make 'em confident in putting it out.

Please state this on your site, please spread the word, I know this is good news.

(if other questions on this campaign please contact me: [email protected] ).

thanks

Simen

(Hi sorry progarchive this is not a real review- but I really hope you respect it's content anyway, this is the little man against commerce)

Edited by tuxon - October 27 2006 at 07:26

http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=96038

1. This guy [his first review I see] only uses caps to emphasise a point on a couple of lines - in my opinion, such poor grammar reflects badly on the site - I realise many people are not writing in their native language and we should therefore be tolerant but I feel this is quite fundamental.

2. a little more than halfway down there is an offensive phrase [ there may be others - I didn't read the whole thing] -

this is the kind of track that's a lot of fun to watch somebody do live but isn't so much fun to sit at home and listen to......until about the 3 and a half minute mark, anyways. we are at this point treated to about 7.5 minutes of purely instrumental jammage, which is butchered only by the editing incompetence of rick rubin, that slimy b*****d. nonetheless, if i could get an hour of underwater guitar effects in place of an hour of screaming blixler......man.....that'd be sweet....

Not a word of English in this one - maybe we can translate?

http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=96041

Edited by Atkingani - October 28 2006 at 07:38

Toccata wrote: Just look at all these reviews posted by seamusdog21, freedomfire5, infandous: http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=96184 http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=95966 http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=95870 http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=96114 http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=96016 http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=96112 http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=95872 All of them are posted almost the same dates. And what about the same “boring, boring, boring” by “different” reviewers? Somebody realy hates the group. Don’t you think that sometimes ratings with reviews make much harm than that without reviews?

All noted (for Toccata and T. Rox), to be handled asap. Thanks!

http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=96258

Not a review,not really anything...

@ Atkingani: You're doing a great job!!

@ Guigo


you always say handling on, a better English phrase would be "dealing with"

handling on is awkward phrasing


Don't hate me just trying to help.

This review is not in English.
http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=96342   

andu wrote: http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=96342 Review by krx_adex hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soy chileno y me llamo carlos c. primero que todo quiero dar mi opinion sobre el grupo y como lo conoci: era de noche, dormia y derrepente eran las 3:30am, iro a mi alrrededor y veo a mi padre en mi pieza con unos dvd, uno de stratovarius y otro de dream theater, feliz me levante de mi cama vaje por las escaleras, prendi la tv y el dvd, y puse el de dream theater primero, era el live and tokio/5 years in a live time, y de hay no pude parar de escuchar la mejor musica que jamas alla escuchado. el dvd es "exelente" de verdad, dream theater for my is my life, cada cancion es como los entimientos que expreso..... por eso....................................................... LARGA VIDA PARA "DREAM THEATER". PAZ