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Jim Garten 
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 Posted: September 26 2008 at 07:20 |
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Definitely, Paul - that's exactly what a shed's for; the fairer sex knows we keep tools & various sharp impliments in here, so naturally assumes we're working for the good of the household when we spend time there.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 07:28 |
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Oh My God - check this link:
"As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said. Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer. “The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged." Contact of an insulting or prokoking nature??? 
Oh dear - that's made my day, that has. Edited by Jim Garten - September 26 2008 at 07:32 |
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Vicky Garten
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 07:33 |
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clucking bell
 - can you lot try to be less juvenile for once ? too much fowl play going on.
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Confusion will be my epitaph
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Jim Garten
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 07:37 |
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But he blew off at a policeman....
[edit] "anything you say may be taken down and..."
I wet'em Edited by Jim Garten - September 26 2008 at 07:38 |
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chopper
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 07:50 |
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You forgot Egg-or Koroschev and Trevor Rabbit.
Or even Trevor Rabid Rabitt.
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chopper
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 08:02 |
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Woo hoo, the District Line is going to get air-conditioned carriages.
In 2013
 at £8.5 million each
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Dean
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 08:12 |
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Trust you to catch wind of that story. You obviously have a nose for that kind of thing.
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What?
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Jim Garten
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 08:14 |
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It's breaking news, Dean
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Dean
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 08:16 |
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Sure it's not a load of old guff, Jim
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What?
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chopper
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 08:17 |
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Oh God.
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Dean
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 08:18 |
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you called?
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What?
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Jim Garten
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 08:23 |
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Hi Dad! |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 08:29 |
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Well my father's shed has lots of boxes of junk (which is not junk at all) and a model railway, in it. My mother's shed has the tools in.  |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: September 26 2008 at 08:32 |
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Damn it, I was going to using the Trevor Rabid Rabbit joke as well... oh well.
 He was in a band called Rabbit though, which makes just that little bit more amusing. |
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mystic fred
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Posted: September 27 2008 at 01:21 |
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Mystic Blog Wednesday to Friday - a happy end to a difficult week...
three 11- hour shifts in three consecutive days would tax the resources of the fittest , but i got through with most of my faculties intact and i'm still smiling
 - Wednesday 6 till 5, in the afternoon driving the newly formed College football team to their first game - victory 4-1! the other team were good but failed in the most important football skill of all, the ability to accurately put the ball in the back of the net - a number of open goal scoring opportunities lost over the bar.
Thursday - 11 till 10, the usual hormonal confrontations that abound this time of year with the students, though today was relatively peaceful as the injuries required only minor first aid.
Friday - 8 till 7....or 8.30 - time for some revision of the College fire alarms and panic alarm systems, one day these may actually be used for the purpose they are intended for, and not the amusement of the students. No piched battles today, though a few scuffles at chucking out time. After remaining long after my expected escape time fiddling with alarm systems and switches, i arrrived home to find my pristine shiny copy of the new Kings of Leon double album waiting for me, complete with 7 inch single (how's that for greyness..?), but too exhausted to play the thing.....just enough energy to watch Harry and Paul....and so to bed
 sorry couldn't think of anything else to write about, we've done spiders, rabid rabbits called Trevor, farting at police etc....
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Ricochet
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Posted: September 27 2008 at 02:45 |
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Syzygy
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Posted: September 27 2008 at 05:31 |
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I'll have probably moved away by then
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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Nightfly
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Posted: September 27 2008 at 05:35 |
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Thanks Jim, I will. If I hide in here until dark it'll be too late to start those jobs by then.
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Syzygy
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Posted: September 27 2008 at 05:43 |
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Just say that you're looking for an allen key - and make sure the door is locked
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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Nightfly
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Posted: September 27 2008 at 07:37 |
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That's a good idea, she wont know what that is.
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