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Both my wife and work colleges independantly call Sigur Ros funeral music...
I hope they never get to compere notes at the christmas party..

(whatever funeral music is..! The last funeral I went to my mate used the song Madness by Madness as he was being cremeted. funny and strange at the same time.)
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Me and my wife on the car:

Me: "Ok, you´ve heard your Britney disc completely and have listened the first two songs again, it´s my turn"

She: "What?, are you gonna play your crap?"

............

Once, I has listening to "Apocalypse in 9/8", my mother crossed outside my room, looked at me and started moving like an african in a ritual......OH COME ON ˇˇˇˇˇ

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Once I played "Inferno" by Metamorfosi and an 18 year old girl said his father used to listen to that. Being this a very rare album I questioned her what else his father listened...his father was there and I went to him..It turned out that he used to listen to 50´s and 60´s oldies.......COME ON ˇˇˇ

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A friend whom I gave a copy of a selection of best prog songs (120 mp3): "It sounds like something I could have liked"...... WHAT ?ˇ.

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"Do we have to be stoned to understand your music!?"

That's the kind of remark I received from girls of my age in parties.

or something said by a guy that I work with. I borrow him "Carress of Steel" from Rush and when he gave me back the album, first comment he said about the album was about "Fountain of Lamneth" (Which is about 20 minutes) and told me:

"Hey! The musicians must feel asleep after a long song like this!"

 
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Points: 4097 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 06 2005 at 14:50
Originally posted by TURK182! TURK182! wrote:

girls of my age in parties.

I don't think prog music's the best idea of things to discuss/listen to at a party

 

 

 

Yes, learnt from experience

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My wife, after listening to some Rush in the car: "That's a man? [Geddy Lee] Whoa?! That's so mean! He's stealing a woman's job!"
(roughly translated)

Well, she laughed after that
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Originally posted by goose goose wrote:

Originally posted by TURK182! TURK182! wrote:

girls of my age in parties.

I don't think prog music's the best idea of things to discuss/listen to at a party

You're probably right!!!

But it's always frustrating thath everyone does understand nothing about good music!

 

 

Yes, learnt from experience

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Originally posted by gorillah gorillah wrote:

My wife, after listening to some Rush in the car: "That's a man? [Geddy Lee] Whoa?! That's so mean! He's stealing a woman's job!"
(roughly translated)

Well, she laughed after that

That's a good one!

You know, the female solidarity!!!
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my friends dad said (He liked Frank Zappa But not his music)

My friend calls me a crazy Prog Freak now (i like that name)

my conformist friend who thinks Pink Floyd rock but Yes are Garbage

 

 
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Points: 7559 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2005 at 15:25
Originally posted by Hemispheres Hemispheres wrote:

My conformist friend who thinks Pink Floyd rock but Yes are Garbage

Surely if he/she is that conformist, then they would know that Yes aren't Garbage - they're too old, and don't have a female vocalist for a start... although many popsters might disagree that Yes don't have a female vocalist...
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Points: 3013 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2005 at 15:31
Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

Originally posted by Hemispheres Hemispheres wrote:

My conformist friend who thinks Pink Floyd rock but Yes are Garbage

Surely if he/she is that conformist, then they would know that Yes aren't Garbage - they're too old, and don't have a female vocalist for a start...



Ha. ha. ha. ha. ha.

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Originally posted by parrymason parrymason wrote:


"Are they, like, playing backwards?" (friend about the beginning of Close To The Edge)

 

hahahahha  the best one...
Just BE!
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Originally posted by Useful_Idiot Useful_Idiot wrote:

Originally posted by Certif1ed Certif1ed wrote:

Originally posted by Hemispheres Hemispheres wrote:

My conformist friend who thinks Pink Floyd rock but Yes are Garbage

Surely if he/she is that conformist, then they would know that Yes aren't Garbage - they're too old, and don't have a female vocalist for a start...



Ha. ha. ha. ha. ha.

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Laugh?

You nearly did.
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Originally posted by eduardossc eduardossc wrote:

Once, I has listening to "Apocalypse in 9/8", my mother crossed outside my room, looked at me and started moving like an african in a ritual......OH COME ON
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My Friend on yes: A little bit too much on the fag side for me

then

sucks for him

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oh yah i showed my friend Van Der Graff Generator (Lemmings) he said it was like funky shaft music
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  1. My aunt  last week in my car (trying to sound intelligent) while I was listening Gothic Impressions by Par Lindh: "Oh God, how I love Bach"
  2. Mi girlfriend at 3:00 am trying to throw away people after a party had ended: "Please Iván put your King Crimson loud so everybody leaves"
  3. An ex girlfriend's father (shrink) after listening Battle for the Epping Forest: "Darling, watch out with that kid, nobody normal can listen this music".
  4. Another ex-girlfriend in the ELP concert after a fabulous performance of Karn Evil 9: "Hey Iván this is crap, when are they going to play Lucky Man so we can leave"
  5. My father's reaction when I played Pictures at an exhibition by ELP for him: "Hey, you're playing Mussorgsky, you're improving your taste....(1 minute later): This guys change everything.....(A couple minutes later): Take away that crap"

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Back in the '70s, when all that stuff was new and most of my
teenage peers were into Led Zeppelin and (gag) Peter
Frampton, we'd always try to play Yessongs at parties, since for
us that really rocked. Invariably, during the slow organ section
of Close to the Edge, someone would come along snarling,
"What's this f**kin' CHURCH music, man?!?", and
commandeer the turntable with AC/DC or something...still
muttering, "f**kin' CHURCH music!".
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Mine is:

"You've been playing intros all day long!!!!!!!!!"

"Why dont you play that new song so we can dance"
The World is a Big Ball!!!
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man! looks like a long drive shaft!
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Frank Zappa/Steve Vai "Voodoo Acid"
"That's a little too pyscho for my taste"

Dream Theater - Live at Budokahn Instrumental
"Sure they're great musicians but it all looks like muscle memory at that point."
I reply "blah blah"
"OH well too bad they're not a popular genre of music"
*laughs to self*

Any music i like
Sister "You listen to weird music/what the hella re you listening to."  (pop / rap listener)

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"That guy must have the smallest dick in the world"
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