Shred Room 57: Spilling Soup On The Velvet Suit

Learning about history has become pretty popular over the years. People have been studying the subject their entire lives. From legends about George Washington to historical Egyptian mummies, everyone loves knowing something about the past, regardless what the topic may be.

I’d rather have a cat in my lap than a latte in my cap.

Vompatti wrote: Learning about history has become pretty popular over the years. People have been studying the subject their entire lives. From legends about George Washington to historical Egyptian mummies, everyone loves knowing something about the past, regardless what the topic may be. It’s hard knowing whether or not the historical information that is being told to us is actually true. We’d like to think that the people who are telling us these historical facts know what they are talking about and aren’t making stuff up. But is there really a way to tell if historical events actually happened? I mean, historians weren’t there when the events took place, right?

I’ve forgotten how to have hands and feet. I hope I never lose them because I’ve totally forgotten how I got them.

Same goes
For my nose
And indeed
My knees
Did they come in threes?
Did they grow on trees?

Your life is different now and it's never going to be the same as it was.

Vompatti wrote: Your life is different now and it's never going to be the same as it was.

We can't eat tennis courts in ultra diffuse galaxies because of the peas.

progaardvark wrote: We can't eat tennis courts in ultra diffuse galaxies because of the peas.

Parsley is received.

Vompatti wrote: Man With Hat wrote: Vompatti wrote: Dear   Glad to know that you're on the market for kitchenware,We specialized in this field for 15 years, with the strength of kitchen knife,cheese knife and cheese board,with good quality and pretty competitive price. WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT A PROPER CHEESE KNIFE! It's the zombie apocalypse and you can only grab two items.