Smells Like... What?

A rather unpleasant case of chlamydia coupled with the contents of a scarecrow's pants smells of a sexual encounter in the back seat of a car at a rural drive-in theater between two acne faced teenagers looking to lose their virginity for they have no better options for finding happiness or a better future.

Youth having lost the concept of life in the midst of a world where love has lost its meaning, morality been reduced to blind adherence to arbitrary and profane authorities and true wisdom grown too obscure to be grasped smells like my copy of The Song of Roland after I left it on the table only to return to find it covered in Soy Sauce, gelatine and words in High Norman French

Spending the day with my friends table, clothes hamper, dictionary volume 1 (A-L), and a 24-pack of fresh diapers smells of a story that will be passed down from generation to generation to which is meant to heap a mountain of guilt on children when they don't take care of their parents in those golden years, instead to shuffle them off to a old folks home to be someone elses problem.

Something the government is totally unconcerned about 'cos politicians old folks are looked after by tons of the current generation's money that does not smell of corruption - no, not even the merest whiff smells like carelessly written and awfully incorrect subtitles to an 80's high school movie that most movie buffs or even regular people don't appreciate at all even though one of the most brilliant actresses ever Winona Ryder is in it and that is why I had to wear sunglasses (sadly I don't have a mysterious cloak) when I bought it even though it rained quite a bit.

Something you are likely to find lurking at the bottom of a pond recently vacated by a baby brachiosaurus with gangrene smells like a game of badugi with five insane vietnamese guys and a demented stock broker.

It might be a potato or maybe not a potato smells like a curious dilemma indeed.

Slartibartfast wrote: "has a bouqet like an aboriginie's armpit."

The news smells like a potato.

A  WWF wrestling bout between The Undertaker and the contents of a baked bean can smells of a redneck tailgate party prior to the evenings festivities.

Chewing gum left on a bedpost for several years smells like that time that i put my Relayer cd through the rinse cycle with my finch