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crimhead
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 10:48 |
Would you like to eat a desperate housewife?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 10:50 |
Is she desperate enough to be eaten?
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crimhead
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 11:39 |
I don't know. Why don't you ask her?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 11:42 |
Is it because I'm very shy?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 14:26 |
Would you be less shy if I gave you some chocolate?
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 14:42 |
Would you give me the chocolate in a casual, nonhomosexual way?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 21 2009 at 16:22 |
Since when did chocolate have homosexual connotations?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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crimhead
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 01:40 |
You haven't watched Jerry Springer, have you?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 11:35 |
Why watch Jerry Springer when there's Jerry Seinfeld?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 11:36 |
Would Jerry Seinfeld beat up Jerry Springer on Springer's show?
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crimhead
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 11:53 |
Could Seinfeld throw a chair?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 14:36 |
Would he build a catapult to launch the chair?
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TheCaptain
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Location: Ohio, USA
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 15:03 |
Could he substitute a trebuchet for a traditional catapult?
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 15:23 |
What's the difference?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 15:42 |
Why do all my Saturday Nights end with a trebuchet?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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crimhead
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 15:55 |
What do you put in that trebuchet?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 16:07 |
Who says I wasn't in it?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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rushfan4
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 16:09 |
Are you sure that the trebuchet isn't what you put next to the bed after a hard night of drinking, in case you have to puke?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 16:14 |
But since when does seawater induce puking? (I am a Aquaneurotarkus now)
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 22 2009 at 16:25 |
Since the government poisoned it with lies?
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