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June
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Posted: March 29 2010 at 15:48 |
stonebeard wrote:
I'll run for my car, drive until there's a place with less or no zombies, and break into houses (hopefully unoccupied at the time), until I find one with a gun. (Protip: any gun retail outlets will either be empty or guarded by their owners/worker who will shoot your dick off as soon as you walk in the door.) I'll probably just keep driving until I can't find any gas at stations anymore. I'll make my way to Washington state or Canada, where it's colder and more remote. Maybe hunker down and see how long I can survive.
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See, I'm thinking driving into the US would be safer, since you guys have guns all over the place (apparently)
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A Person
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Posted: March 29 2010 at 15:50 |
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KoS
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Posted: March 29 2010 at 16:32 |
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The Pessimist
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Posted: March 29 2010 at 17:42 |
KoS wrote:
read this:
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Ye know, I am actually tempted to buy that Could be an entertaining read.
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
Arnold Schoenberg
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KoS
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Posted: March 29 2010 at 19:17 |
Buy it and World War Z. It's a good, fun read.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: March 30 2010 at 07:05 |
As performed by the Mahazombievishnu Orchestra.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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The Pessimist
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Posted: March 30 2010 at 07:38 |
Also found this website. Could prove to be pretty useful/less!
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
Arnold Schoenberg
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(De)progressive
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Joined: March 24 2010
Location: Turkey
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Posted: March 30 2010 at 08:48 |
I honestly think that zombies wouldn't be so dangerous if we are talking about slow, idiotic and old fashioned ones. you can get rid of them easily by running away or even with normal walking speed if you are in an open area like streets. but I cannot say anything about 28 days&weeks later kinda zombies, you have almost no chance to survive with them.
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''Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment.'' (Friedrich Nietzsche)
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Crimson Animals
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Posted: March 31 2010 at 19:19 |
I know how to deal with Zombieland zombies. That's about it. I would:
Wonder why the hell my parents aren't home. Run into the garage. Learn to drive. Take a car (if there is one). If not, then grab some garden tools and start running and swinging the tools like a madman. Find a car. Learn to drive. Drive away. Find someplace with guns (I live in Georgia, shouldn't be too hard). Take guns. Save girl I like if she's still alive. Kill every zombie I see. Find someplace not infested with zombies. If not possible then get out of the US, because knowing the government, they will bomb everything.
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Prog is the perfection of music.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: March 31 2010 at 19:27 |
Crimson Animals wrote:
I know how to deal with Zombieland zombies. That's about it. I would:
Wonder why the hell my parents aren't home. Run into the garage. Learn to drive. Take a car (if there is one). If not, then grab some garden tools and start running and swinging the tools like a madman. Find a car. Learn to drive. Drive away. Find someplace with guns (I live in Georgia, shouldn't be too hard). Take guns. Save girl I like if she's still alive. Kill every zombie I see. Find someplace not infested with zombies. If not possible then get out of the US, because knowing the government, they will bomb everything.
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I give that answer a 9 on a scale of 1-10.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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TGM: Orb
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Posted: March 31 2010 at 19:27 |
Give up. Turn to drink. Would hopefully pass out before being devoured.
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