Smells Like... What?

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   A multitude of various body parts and organs that have been harvested
from many a homeless victim that won't be missed in the grand scheme of
what we call life smells like my socks.

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Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: February 25 2009 at 16:14
	A multitude of various body parts and organs that have been harvested from many a homeless victim that won't be missed in the grand scheme of what we call life smells like my socks.

TheCaptain Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: January 04 2009 Location: Ohio, USA Status: Offline Points: 1335	Posted: February 25 2009 at 18:35
	My socks smells like the exhaust that comes from a semi truck if it were run entirely on a combination of bacon and the dreams of the 40 lactose-intolerant children who crash landed on an island made entirely of ice cream in the middle of the Pacific.
	Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: February 25 2009 at 20:17
	The exhaust that comes from a semi truck if it were run entirely on a combination of bacon and the dreams of the 40 lactose-intolerant children who crash landed on an island made entirely of ice cream in the middle of the Pacific smells of a very long winded answer to a simple but yet complex case of circumstances.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: February 25 2009 at 20:33
	A very long winded answer to a simple but yet complex case of circumstances smells like an activated parade struggle near a system of fudge jams, chart sneakers, inter-dimensional postal cards, confined surnames, stopping fundamentalists, frowning restaurant flies, intelligent subsidiaries, flawed holidays, an infallible wizard jack, creative thumbs, dumped cave lunches, copper contours, and passwords disappearing inside a railway tunnel filled with stable malfunctions, very plain elephants, and an incomprehensible imported brass section with its own retrieval puzzle and climate-washed pigs.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: February 26 2009 at 01:54
	An activated parade struggle near a system of fudge jams, chart sneakers, inter-dimensional postal cards, confined surnames, stopping fundamentalists, frowning restaurant flies, intelligent subsidiaries, flawed holidays, an infallible wizard jack, creative thumbs, dumped cave lunches, copper contours, and passwords disappearing inside a railway tunnel filled with stable malfunctions, very plain elephants, and an incomprehensible imported brass section with its own retrieval puzzle and climate-washed pigs smells like something that got left off this grocery list of things.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: March 09 2009 at 07:35
	Something that got left off this grocery list of things smells like a rope, a chair and a box of margarine.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: March 09 2009 at 12:01
	A rope, a chair and a box of margarine smells of something that MacGyver would use to get himself out of another scrape with the bad guys.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: March 12 2009 at 01:52
	Something that MacGyver would use to get himself out of another scrape with the bad guys smells like a hair pin, a piece of string and a yellow rubber duck.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: March 12 2009 at 11:06
	A hair pin, a piece of string and a yellow rubber duck smells of another fun filled night of erotic fun with the girls.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: March 12 2009 at 11:31
	Another fun filled night of erotic fun with the girls smells like something I will never experience.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: March 12 2009 at 18:23
	Something I will never experience smells like a cement truck with a clear, see-through mixer filled with frozen Banquet TV dinners.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: March 12 2009 at 19:25
	A cement truck with a clear, see-through mixer filled with frozen Banquet TV dinners smells of a grocery store freezer that broke down and the stores manager didn't have enough sense to put the TV dinners into another freezer elsewhere.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: April 06 2009 at 15:34
	A grocery store freezer that broke down and the stores manager didn't have enough sense to put the TV dinners into another freezer elsewhere smells like atomic super ants that suddenly stop becoming more copious.

tuxon Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 21 2004 Location: plugged-in Status: Offline Points: 5502	Posted: April 06 2009 at 15:45
	atomic super ants that suddenly stop becoming more copious smells like a rubber duck that has been used for other things than rubber ducks are originally destined to be used for.
	I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: April 06 2009 at 18:07
	A rubber duck that has been used for other things than rubber ducks are originally destined to be used for smells of a moldy McDonald's Happy Meal that has been left in the car unattended in the summertime heat for three weeks.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: April 07 2009 at 18:14
	A moldy McDonald's Happy Meal that has been left in the car unattended in the summertime heat for three weeks smells like an afternoon with Otto von Bismarck, Bob Barker, and the man from the Society of English Bibliophilists.

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: April 08 2009 at 13:33
	An afternoon with Otto von Bismarck, Bob Barker, and the man from the Society of English Bibliophilists smells of a song parody from the band Spinal Tap.

progaeopteryx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: June 03 2005 Location: Refrigerator Status: Offline Points: 3613	Posted: April 13 2009 at 19:40
	A song parody from the band Spinal Tap smells like Keith Olbermann's glasses!

crimhead Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 10 2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 19236	Posted: April 14 2009 at 13:07
	Keith Olbermann's glasses smell of a line drive hit squarely off ones forehead.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67452	Posted: April 14 2009 at 14:21
	A line drive hit squarely off ones forehead smells like luminescence's tendency to flutter laterally.