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progaardvark 
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 Posted: May 14 2024 at 08:45 |
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I'm glad that I no longer meet people that communicate through odors.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 15 2024 at 08:28 |
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I didn't expect to see so many toilets in my path.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 16 2024 at 13:35 |
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I'm using A.I. to come up with a meal plan for my beach towels.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 19 2024 at 14:49 |
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Half of my nose is full of beef gravy. The other half is taking a math test.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 25 2024 at 15:52 |
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I'm figuring out different ways to fart.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 26 2024 at 13:53 |
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I noticed your stop sign smiling at me.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 27 2024 at 12:20 |
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The consistency of a tired backpack.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 29 2024 at 09:14 |
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She's okay if you don't mind her pooping all over the room.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 30 2024 at 08:19 |
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Some days you just feel like a baseball stadium.
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 03 2024 at 07:33 |
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I imagine her classroom is full of farting contests. No doubt she wins many of them.
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Posted: June 10 2024 at 08:04 |
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I'm sorry. My pooping schedule is confidential.
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Posted: June 11 2024 at 12:07 |
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I never did get to see the report about me having diarrhea after eating too much at the buffet. Was it an interesting read?
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Posted: June 11 2024 at 12:26 |
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Fall over and get back up.
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 15 2024 at 18:03 |
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I didn't give them permission to put me in a trash can.
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Posted: June 17 2024 at 06:04 |
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Biological clocks make people do stupid stuff.
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Posted: June 18 2024 at 14:32 |
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Vintage hamper lids, up close and personal.
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Posted: June 19 2024 at 11:39 |
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I was placed on standby mode in 1996. It took nine years before someone found my on button.
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Sebastianmoto
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Posted: June 19 2024 at 13:34 |
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Those withered, leathered grotesqueries just saved me $1350
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Posted: June 22 2024 at 06:42 |
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Covered in canola oil again.
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Posted: June 24 2024 at 14:52 |
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It's critical that I face north at 6:00 p.m.
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