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dude 
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Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
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Points: 1338
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 Posted: July 20 2005 at 22:35 |
no he's not
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Tony R
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: July 16 2004
Location: UK
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Points: 11979
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 17:37 |
 danbo wrote:
Nothing quite compares to a freshly shorn scrotum.  |
Dan's obviously confusing his scrotum with his head........
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Syzygy
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 7003
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 17:24 |
danbo wrote:
Nothing quite compares to a freshly shorn scrotum. |
So speaks the voice of experience...
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Dan Bobrowski
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Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 5243
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 15:36 |
Nothing quite compares to a freshly shorn scrotum.
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Syzygy
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 15:21 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
Jim Garten wrote:
***runs away VERY fast & hides under sofa*** |
So that kind of punishment is familiar to you, Jimmy?
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As Dr Evil said, it's an oddly invigorating experience (or so I'm told).
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 13:56 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Joined: February 02 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 5243
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 13:53 |
Ah, Jimmy "Bald Nutz" Garten, eh? 
Or
Make that Jimmy "Baldzac" Garten.... a nod to the old timers.
Edited by danbo
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Cygnus X-2
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Joined: December 24 2004
Location: Bucketheadland
Status: Offline
Points: 21342
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 12:41 |
Jim Garten wrote:
***runs away VERY fast & hides under sofa*** |
So that kind of punishment is familiar to you, Jimmy?
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 12:40 |
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***runs away VERY fast & hides under sofa***
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 1338
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 12:01 |
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Vicky Garten
Forum Senior Member
Joined: April 13 2005
Status: Offline
Points: 211
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 11:56 |
Oh do behave you lot or I will have no choice than to get out the waxing strips as a weapon
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Confusion will be my epitaph
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sigod
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 17 2004
Location: London
Status: Offline
Points: 2779
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 11:53 |
Syzygy wrote:
stonebeard wrote:
^^^^
Just because I'm in a wheelchair doen't mean I need other people to do things for me!!!!!!!
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You stick up for yourself - don't let anybody push you around! |
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 1338
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 11:35 |
"LAY DOWN ,LAY DOWN LAY IT ALL DOWN, LET YOUR WHITE BIRD SMILE UP AT THE ONES WHO STAND AND FROWN"
WHY CANT WE ALL JUST ....GET ALONG!!
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dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 1338
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 10:26 |
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator
Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
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Posted: July 20 2005 at 07:23 |
Thanks?
THANKS?
You takin' the rise, mate?!
Right!
NAVEL-POKE, TONGUE-HAMMER,
LEFT-HOOK, RIGHT-HOOK,
KIDNEY-PUNCH, DOUBLE EARSLAP,
HEAD BUTT (OW! - never could get that one right...),
NIPPLE BURN, TAZER UP THE JACKSIE
(thanks for the loan, Danbo),
TAZER TO THE NADS, TAZER TO OWN NADS
(ooooohhh - nice! ),
FACE KICK, EYE POKE,
CHINESE BURN
Deep breath - straaaaiiiin............
FACEFART!
That'll learn ya!
Now - who's the daddy?
Edited by Jim Garten
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 15:45 |
 (Thanks)
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 15:44 |
stonebeard wrote:
oh, btw:
300 baby!!!!
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Punchpunchpunch!!! Chin!!!! Kickpunchheadbutt!!!
Knee in the nads!!!!
Boot up the jacksie!!!!
Nipple tweak!!!!!!
Congratulations.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 15:14 |
oh, btw:
300 baby!!!!
Edited by stonebeard
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 15:13 |
^^^^ at any rate, we're getting off topic.
May a plague befall you and may you smell of freshly mown grass evermore!!!!
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Cygnus X-2
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Joined: December 24 2004
Location: Bucketheadland
Status: Offline
Points: 21342
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 15:12 |
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Hey, it'll bring you one step closer to greatness (and I'll take one step farther than you). And by the way, I think I'll be close to 350-375 by tomorrow. All speculation, though.
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