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Points: 2779 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2005 at 08:31
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
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Points: 5502 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2005 at 18:13
Originally posted by K00l Prog Guruz K00l Prog Guruz wrote:

Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

Sorry Kool... that one completely escapes me...........


I shall explain it in depth...

A water gun is a toy marketd to the 6-12 year old age groop, which expells water at hi presure form a nozal at the front. This is cozd by the opening of a valve when the trigger is presd by the finger. The valve releses the pressure built up by pumping air into a tube usuly lokated at the top of the gun.

Therefore the punch line of the pun exists becuz i attributed puting a gun under water, with a water gun.

get it? (LOL!!!!!)/ (LMA())

The pressure is higher under water (10 meters of depth correspond with 1 atmosphere)

Therefor the gun gets wet.
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Points: 5502 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2005 at 18:16

A tomato enters a hairsalon, tumptie tumptie tum

Says the hairdresser, Hai Red

On which the tomato replies'where not gonna discriminate are we

"No" says the hairdresser, "You haven't got any hair"
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Points: 1480 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2005 at 19:06
Originally posted by maani maani wrote:

I think I can top (bottom?) that.

What do you call a row of rabbits who all take a step backward at the same time?

A receding hare-line...

Peace.

I don't get it though.

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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2005 at 23:00
Originally posted by tuxon tuxon wrote:

Originally posted by K00l Prog Guruz K00l Prog Guruz wrote:

Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

Sorry Kool... that one completely escapes me...........


I shall explain it in depth...

A water gun is a toy marketd to the 6-12 year old age groop, which expells water at hi presure form a nozal at the front. This is cozd by the opening of a valve when the trigger is presd by the finger. The valve releses the pressure built up by pumping air into a tube usuly lokated at the top of the gun.

Therefore the punch line of the pun exists becuz i attributed puting a gun under water, with a water gun.

get it? (LOL!!!!!)/ (LMA())

The pressure is higher under water (10 meters of depth correspond with 1 atmosphere)

Therefor the gun gets wet.

If that was suppose to be funny... nope I guess I still don't get the joke... Of course, I don't think there was a joke there to get.. but good try!!

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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2005 at 23:02

I've got one you won't get either...

Whats the difference between your penis and a bonus...

 

 

 

 

 

 

At least you can get a girl to blow your bonus!! 

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Points: 3484 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 24 2005 at 23:22
Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

I've got one you won't get either...

Whats the difference between your penis and a bonus...

 

 

 

 

 

 

At least you can get a girl to blow your bonus!! 

EVIL!!!...actually i loved KPG's highly descriptive detail of what a water gun was. That was humour.
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Points: 19535 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2005 at 00:57

My sincere opinion about all jokes here:

      Sick 

Better keep talking about Prog' guys, you're good on that.

Iván



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Points: 916 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2005 at 01:47
What's red and invisible?  No tomatoes!
"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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Points: 7559 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2005 at 15:59

What's green and furry, has 8 legs, and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree on top of you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Snooker Table.
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Points: 5502 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2005 at 16:39
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