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I.C.T 
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Joined: September 02 2004
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 Topic: !!!!!!!!!!!JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted: December 29 2004 at 16:50 |
I haven't made this one up OK, I've heard this one by someone.
What goes 'Woof, Woof, Bang'!!!!!!!
A Terrier-ist get it!!!!!!1
One of the worst Flop Jokes Ever!!!!!
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it ain't no fun being an illegal alien
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long live rock and roll
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Reed Lover
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Posted: December 29 2004 at 16:57 |
 I.C.T wrote:
I haven't made this one up OK, I've heard this one by someone.
What goes 'Woof, Woof, Bang'!!!!!!!
A Terrier-ist get it!!!!!!1
One of the worst Flop Jokes Ever!!!!!
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Welcome I.C.T.
Joke technique needs a litle work
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tuxon
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Joined: September 21 2004
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Posted: December 29 2004 at 17:10 |
Welcome Icetea.
finally someone who shares my type of Humour.
a terrier-ist , they don't make jokes like this these days anymore.
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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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gdub411
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Posted: December 29 2004 at 20:31 |
tuxon wrote:
Welcome Icetea.
finally someone who shares my type of Humour.
a terrier-ist, they don't make jokes like this these days anymore.
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whats that?......bad!
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nancyrowina
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Joined: December 29 2004
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Posted: December 29 2004 at 20:40 |
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I was amused, mildly.
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Confusion will be my epitaph, as I crawl a cracked and broken path, if we make it we can all sit back and laugh, but I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.
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Valarius
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 07:23 |
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maani
Special Collaborator
Founding Moderator
Joined: January 30 2004
Location: United States
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 12:13 |
I think I can top (bottom?) that.
What do you call a row of rabbits who all take a step backward at the same time?
A receding hare-line...
Peace.
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K00l Prog Guruz
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Joined: November 26 2004
Location: United States
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 13:01 |
I've got one! K WHAT DO YOU CALL A UN UNDERWATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????///  a.....
wATER gUN!11!!!!!!!!!(lmao!!!!)
g2g!
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"The world is in your hands, now use it." Good'ol Phil
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gdub411
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 13:06 |
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threefates
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Location: United States
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Points: 4215
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 13:08 |
Sorry Kool... that one completely escapes me...........
What happened to the Indian that drank 300 cups of tea??
THey found him dead in his tea pee!!!
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THIS IS ELP
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gdub411
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 13:18 |
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
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tuxon
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 13:40 |
I thought it was going to be one of those filthy gay jokes
no I didn't
What's blue and fit's in a socket?
A grape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha I'm hilarious
Edited by tuxon
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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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goose
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Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 15:19 |
What do you get if you cross a chimp and a pansy?
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A chimpanzee!
don't mind me...
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 16:28 |
What's white and wears check trousers?
Rupert The Fridge
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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maani
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 21:55 |
What do you get when you cross a tortoise with a postal worker?...
A slower tortoise!
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Vegetableman
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Location: United States
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 22:14 |
Theres two muffins cooking in the oven.
One says "Man Its hot it in here"
The other one says "Whoa a talking muffin"
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"Mister Fripp, your music is quite different than everything else out there. In one word, how would you describe it?"
"Progressive.... yeah, that's it..."
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K00l Prog Guruz
Forum Senior Member
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Location: United States
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 22:52 |
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"The world is in your hands, now use it." Good'ol Phil
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aqualung28
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 22:57 |
Oh,oh, I got a joke.
Phil Collins!
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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K00l Prog Guruz
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 23:22 |
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I got a joke too! Ian Anderson!
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"The world is in your hands, now use it." Good'ol Phil
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Hangedman
Prog Reviewer
Joined: November 03 2004
Location: Canada
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Points: 1261
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Posted: January 23 2005 at 23:24 |
aqualung28 wrote:
Oh,oh, I got a joke.
Phil Collins!
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OH SNAP!
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