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Man With Hat 
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 Topic: Whilst drunk....
Posted: July 03 2005 at 19:34 |
Do you find that you do certain things better after a few??? I for one enjoy a good game of darts or horseshoes after a bottle or two. Not saying i play better, but its a hell of alot funnier.
(And i haven't had that much too drink today  )
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: July 04 2005 at 03:26 |
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I find I am far better at slurring my words, falling over, and picking fights with inanimate objects whilst drunk.
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Joren
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Posted: July 04 2005 at 06:28 |
 Jim Garten wrote:
I find I am far better at slurring my words, falling over, and picking fights with inanimate objects whilst drunk. |
Me too, and may I add to the list:
When I've had a few cold ones, I am also better at stealing street signs, having a mental breakdown ( @ JrKASperov), throwing with cans, taking a leak on the couch in my sleep ( ), eating snacks (NACHO'S!!!), eating (A LOT OF) cheese, falling off my bike while standing still, falling off my bike with two more people on it, losing my hat ( ), crying, writing on the door and on the mirror with water-proof marker (well, I got it off the mirror), listening to Gong or Weidorje, falling off my bike again, talking to total strangers, imitating "Timmah!" from Southpark, lifting people, having deep conversations about the meaning of life, having deep conversations about science-philosophy ( @ JrKASperov), trying to kiss a guy on the cheek (I was still a hippie back then , when I had a few, I loved EVERYBODY), talking to sober teachers (you should NEVER do that when you're drunk) and of course falling asleep on a wooden floor.
I bet frenchie can top that!
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Starette
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Joined: June 14 2005
Location: New Zealand
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Posted: July 04 2005 at 06:59 |
You're not far off the mark in being similar with me: I can talk more intellectually, make more observations and act more affectionate and even sing better after a few monteiths. I also have the ability to headbutt the hand-drier in the ladies' bathroom when it doesn't work. Not a nice hangover though...oooh no not at all.
OH!- and I ALWAYS make sure I vomit in the toilet bowl. Never anywhere else! 
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50 tonne angel falls to the earth...
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Jim Garten
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Posted: July 04 2005 at 07:30 |
Joren - 
Might I suggest a couple of things:
1 - Lock your bike away when you anticipate the consumption of alcohol.
2 - Cover soft furnishings with plastic or alternative waterproof sheeting when you anticipate the consumption of alcohol.
3 - Never, repeat never consume alcoholic beverages in the company of JrKASperov.
By following the three basic rules above, you may find a significant reduction in the incidence of bruising, damp cushions and hatred of close friends (despite their appalling flatulence).
Hope this helps...
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 03:53 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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JrKASperov
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Joined: July 07 2004
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 05:31 |
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Epic.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 07:39 |
JrKASperov wrote:
Maybe we're giving the wrong idea here. |
Or maybe not.....
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Velvetclown
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Joined: February 13 2004
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 12:36 |
All we are saying......................is give Booze a chance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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BaldFriede
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Joined: June 02 2005
Location: Germany
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 14:13 |
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"Boozing in the morning, forget your early warning". (Mother Gong). Or
as they sang in the movie "Robin and the Seven Hoods": "Mr. Booze, Mr.
Booze, Mr. "B-double O-Z E".
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 BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
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synthguy
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Joined: February 25 2005
Location: United States
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 21:30 |
I know that I think I do a lot of things better when I'm
buzzed.
It seems that eye-witness testimony indicates
otherwise.
Peace,
Campbell
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Wearing feelings on our faces when our faces took a rest...
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nousommedusolei
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Joined: April 26 2005
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Posted: July 06 2005 at 03:10 |
Well, me and a friend of mine used to have a drunken ritual of listening to Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey" whenever we drank. It's just a silly song, and those are silly times.
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I don't believe in demons
I don't believe in devils
I only believe in you
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Peter
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Posted: July 06 2005 at 10:53 |
I am VERY GOOD at drinking all of tomorrow's beer whilst drunk....
Damned empties! 
Well, back to my smug, supercilious exile now -- gotta write something real....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Velvetclown
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Posted: July 06 2005 at 11:03 |
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I suffer from Automatic Arm Movements when drinking beer.
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Joren
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Posted: July 07 2005 at 19:50 |
I am suffering from "Dogs" (Pink Floyd) right now... WHAT'S THE DEAL? 
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TheProgtologist
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Joined: May 23 2005
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Posted: July 09 2005 at 00:58 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Do you find that you do certain things better after a few??? I for one enjoy a good game of darts or horseshoes after a bottle or two. Not saying i play better, but its a hell of alot funnier.
(And i haven't had that much too drink today )
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Don't know,I have never been drunk in my entire life.And I'm 39.
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Don_Frog
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Posted: July 09 2005 at 12:39 |
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I enjoy the the fights at the hockey games even more when I've had a few.
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ShaunoNoNo
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Joined: July 15 2005
Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: July 15 2005 at 03:35 |
As a whole, I'm a fairly introvert personality so I find alcohol allows me to find ease in conversing with people I usually wouldn't.
Apart from that, I guess I find everything else a lot more difficult, except from dancing like a crazed madman.
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frenchie
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Joined: July 30 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 2234
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Posted: July 18 2005 at 16:54 |
Joren wrote:
Jim Garten wrote:
I find I am far better at slurring my words, falling over, and picking fights with inanimate objects whilst drunk. |
Me too, and may I add to the list:
When I've had a few cold ones, I am also better at stealing street signs, having a mental breakdown ( @ JrKASperov), throwing with cans, taking a leak on the couch in my sleep (), eating snacks (NACHO'S!!!), eating (A LOT OF) cheese, falling off my bike while standing still, falling off my bike with two more people on it, losing my hat (), crying, writing on the door and on the mirror with water-proof marker (well, I got it off the mirror), listening to Gong or Weidorje, falling off my bike again, talking to total strangers, imitating "Timmah!" from Southpark, lifting people, having deep conversations about the meaning of life, having deep conversations about science-philosophy ( @ JrKASperov), trying to kiss a guy on the cheek (I was still a hippie back then , when I had a few, I loved EVERYBODY), talking to sober teachers (you should NEVER do that when you're drunk) and of course falling asleep on a wooden floor.
I bet frenchie can top that! |
i wanked in my sleep at a house party once without realising. They thought i was sick. I thought the crowd watching me do it were even more sick. Once me and my friends had a 4 hour drunk talk about science, philosophy and the meaning of life and recorded most of it. Kissing guys on the cheek, guilty. f**king dead people... just kidding! After school camping party i got wasted on 50% vodka and exposed my wang, well most of us did. once guy stood over a fire in a dress and burnt his cock.
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The Worthless Recluse
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Hangedman
Prog Reviewer
Joined: November 03 2004
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 1261
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Posted: July 18 2005 at 17:07 |
Im more of an alternate methods of intoxication type of guy, but while drunk i have flashed a group of people. Broken a picnic table, broken a stereo system (same night, and belonged to the same guy ) fought people who werent intoxicated (I dont know about you people but when Im drunk my dexterity and speed arent exactly spot on, needless to say ive had many a broken rib and black eye). Ive fallen into a firepit (but was quickly thrown out, thank the lord no damage was done). On the positive side I play a pretty good synth while drunk 
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