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progaardvark 
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 Posted: November 08 2024 at 05:58 |
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I'm going, wearing, driving, galloping, writing, and pooping.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 08 2024 at 05:59 |
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I need an adaptor so that I can drive through beans.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 09 2024 at 14:55 |
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I started with a sturdy crust but found out that in an hour I became a bowl of Gruyère.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 09 2024 at 14:56 |
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I've had many lives and all of them contained embarrassing farts in public places.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 12 2024 at 13:53 |
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It was still 2:00 when the pachycephalosauruses ate the welcome mats.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 12 2024 at 13:54 |
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All over the socks and all over the clothes dryers.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 14 2024 at 05:29 |
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I'm writing a book about blank pages.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 14 2024 at 05:31 |
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They are enhancing gastric zephyrs with microsmells involving things like seaweed, chocolate-chip cookies, and monster trucks.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 15 2024 at 10:51 |
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Open up your world with rubber bands.
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Posted: November 15 2024 at 10:52 |
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A nose in need is a pie that has dominoes.
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Posted: November 19 2024 at 10:41 |
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I used the duplicate button to give me more elbows.
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Posted: November 19 2024 at 10:42 |
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Today's instructional activities include surviving an ocean of beans, the placement of poop in strategic locations, and talking in binary code with low-information voters.
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Posted: November 21 2024 at 04:10 |
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I bought a brain bot to make more brains for my brain.
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Posted: November 21 2024 at 04:10 |
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You poop too much.
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Posted: November 22 2024 at 01:23 |
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As I've said many times, there may be a little pee on my hands.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Posted: November 22 2024 at 14:37 |
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I once was second base at a Portland Sea Dogs game.
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Posted: November 22 2024 at 14:38 |
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This is a special occasion for hair.
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Posted: November 25 2024 at 08:43 |
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Before you fell over me I was a weekend on wheels.
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Posted: November 25 2024 at 08:43 |
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You wouldn't believe the machines in my bellybutton.
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Posted: November 26 2024 at 08:13 |
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Every day there is a clogged toilet I have to ponder.
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