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progaardvark 
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 Posted: February 11 2023 at 14:37 |
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I couldn't get in because I don't have a subroutine for doorknobs.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 14 2023 at 03:53 |
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I'm a Buick with minor cosmetic updates.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 17 2023 at 06:15 |
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It sounds like an award winning robot porn.
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 20 2023 at 11:27 |
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It feels really chalky in here.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 02 2023 at 14:16 |
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Earth is rotting slowly from the west.
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progaardvark
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Posted: March 04 2023 at 07:33 |
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Gather up your minus signs boys. We have some subtracting to do.
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Posted: March 06 2023 at 13:22 |
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I can't see where the holes are.
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Posted: March 09 2023 at 04:13 |
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I didn't realize how high on the hierarchy laundry was.
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Posted: March 14 2023 at 16:09 |
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This looks like weights for a tractor.
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Posted: March 16 2023 at 14:59 |
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It's a bunch of nothing again.
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Posted: March 22 2023 at 14:04 |
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The perfectly seasoned chicken.
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Posted: March 23 2023 at 10:55 |
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Domesticated cats aren't native anywhere.
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Posted: March 24 2023 at 05:28 |
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I spent all day googling cows.
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Posted: March 24 2023 at 15:57 |
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Yesterday I had sex with an alien and it was underwhelming.
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Posted: March 25 2023 at 07:01 |
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I only eat omelets that have a cantankerous disposition.
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Posted: March 25 2023 at 10:51 |
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It has nothing to do with his balls.
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Posted: March 25 2023 at 12:12 |
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Into the meat grinder they go!
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Posted: March 25 2023 at 14:29 |
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That's load-bearing drywall.
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Posted: March 26 2023 at 15:37 |
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Move the bananas to the bag.
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Posted: March 27 2023 at 08:24 |
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It's like being followed around the lunch cafeteria by deodorant.
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