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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 06 2022 at 13:52
Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

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my throat is full of bees 

Now is the time to record vocals.

No air can escape. 

Try a laxative.

laxatives are like potato chips....can't just have one 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 06 2022 at 14:46
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

my throat is full of bees 

Now is the time to record vocals.

No air can escape. 

Try a laxative.

laxatives are like potato chips....can't just have one 

That's more profound than Bob Barker's torso distortions in the spacetime continuum.
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I hope Barry Bonds is bringing the lasagna.

mmmmm steroid lasagna 
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

my throat is full of bees 

Now is the time to record vocals.

No air can escape. 

Try a laxative.

laxatives are like potato chips....can't just have one 

That's more profound than Bob Barker's torso distortions in the spacetime continuum.

persimmons agree 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Everyday I feel  worse. 
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They offered me Pokémon cards as an appetizer.
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I FORGOT HOW THIS WEBSITE WORKS, SEND HELP, WHAT IS THIS
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The sink hole that brings people up by bringing them down.
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I FORGOT HOW THIS WEBSITE WORKS, SEND HELP, WHAT IS THIS

Chew first, use a ladle, and beginning writing the great all Iranian novel but don't finish it 
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I feel like I"m swimming in molasses. 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Sheavy Sheavy wrote:

I FORGOT HOW THIS WEBSITE WORKS, SEND HELP, WHAT IS THIS

Chew first, use a ladle, and beginning writing the great all Iranian novel but don't finish it 

Yes it is how I remember it


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Originally posted by Sheavy Sheavy wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Sheavy Sheavy wrote:

I FORGOT HOW THIS WEBSITE WORKS, SEND HELP, WHAT IS THIS

Chew first, use a ladle, and beginning writing the great all Iranian novel but don't finish it 

Yes it is how I remember it



then all should sleep soundly for hours 
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I keep dropping dumplings. 
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There is a man. 
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Never again consider it. 
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I'm glad they come for my trash.
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I showed strength, but also flexible skills
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I don't know how a bicycle can have six wheels.
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Originally posted by Icarium Icarium wrote:

I showed strength, but also flexible skills

flex yourself 
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I don't know how a bicycle can have six wheels.

sexcycle 
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