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Atavachron 
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65603
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 Posted: December 10 2013 at 20:59 |
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Inane Palindromes #14 - 'Not a ton'
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 17:20 |
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Fungus Parade: 16:00 hours, Thursday January 14th.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Guldbamsen
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Joined: January 22 2009
Location: Magic Theatre
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 11:18 |
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Pete got scared and decided to marry a stork.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 11:18 |
 Man With Hat wrote:
Just so we don't lose the conversation from part II:
Originally posted by Guldbamsen
Man With Hat to aisle 5 - we're out of Sweppes and poontang!
Originally posted by Guldbamsen
Oh and hey Phillosaurus!
Might be a good time to make a new one of theseSmile We're already well passed 500 pages here and Neptune's fork is right around the corner. Anyway, I just thought it should be you who started the new one. You're the one with the ectoplasm and Sirius effects after all. Wouldn't wanna give you a false panda, if you know what I mean...
Di Vinci would express the love and iron boots that can only be transmitted by the plagues of old Argentina. |
Exactly. No sense in playing around with those balls.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65603
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 02:15 |
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Reggie 'The Casserole' Blake and the Phlegm Masters of Tutone City
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 01:45 |
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Forgotten 50s B-Movies #88: The terrible inner-tube.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65603
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 01:32 |
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Originally they tried to make her a baker but she became a Shaker before a Quaker so they couldn't break her. It's quite a story.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 01:27 |
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You can't blame her for trembling in that situation.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65603
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 01:24 |
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I knew a stripper named Butter Pats. She was a Quaker.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 01:16 |
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Bad calendar ideas #172: Butter Pats Of New Jersey Diners
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65603
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 01:03 |
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One day I'm gonna be a grandfather and then everybody better hide their meat.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 00:56 |
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No, no...what I'm saying is that you're not sexy enough in any of those photos.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65603
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 00:54 |
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Chemists in India have developed a hormone that will make a whore moan.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 00:42 |
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This ham causes the sun to shine.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65603
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Posted: December 10 2013 at 00:05 |
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Inane Palindromes #204 - 'Stops spots'
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 09 2013 at 21:57 |
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I know the way to the world is gold or red or sevens.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 08 2013 at 23:29 |
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Egg salad toenails.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65603
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Posted: December 08 2013 at 23:05 |
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She played the violin like a badger wearing gardening gloves.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: December 08 2013 at 20:56 |
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Quality of life isn'r measured in time or breathing tubes, it is measured by the giraffe with a blue tongue drinking imported beer with imaginary eskimos.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65603
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Posted: December 08 2013 at 20:15 |
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Bad Calendar Ideas #1,421 - Robert Downey Jr. Getting Progressively Drunk
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