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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 30 2013 at 01:40 |
Hyde’s Thoughts: Stop looking at me! Stop looking at me! Stop looking at me! Jackie’s Thoughts: Please look at me. Hey! Psst. I love you, Steven! I have secret love powers. Look at me! Donna’s Thoughts: Hmm... I have twenty nine teeth. ... No, that can’t be right. One, two, three... Fez’s Thoughts: Jackie’s in love with Hyde, and I have nothing. Oh, look, I found an M&M! ... [tastes it] ... Oh, no. Eric’s Thoughts: My life sucks. ... Okay, I really hope no one smelled that. Kelso’s Thoughts: Alright! I’m the best looking person in this room. ... No, in this whole town. ... No! No, in this whole state. ... No! Red’s Thoughts: ... Dumbasses. Kitty: So... how’s it going? Red: Real good. The foreign kid just ate something off the floor.
Edited by Dayvenkirq - January 30 2013 at 01:45
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 30 2013 at 02:45 |
'Til Death - "Speed Bumps". S45t, ... Joy's freaking crazy.
Edited by Dayvenkirq - January 30 2013 at 02:46
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Atavachron
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Posted: January 30 2013 at 03:33 |
Ferguson
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 30 2013 at 20:58 |
Eric: That's some good pot ... There's gotta be, like, 4 or 5 bucks in there. Kelso: Yeah, you guys are goin' down. I got a full house. ... [thinks he made a mistake] ... What do I got? Why don't you bet a lot and see? Hyde: Kelso, I know you think you got a full house, ... but you're only holding two cards. So I'll raise. Roy: This is great. It's 1:00 in the morning, ... I'm not alone. ... And I'm not alone. ... This is great. Eric: Guys, I don't wanna brag [chewing chicken], I think "Operation Fat Eric" is well underway. Donna: What the hell are you doing? Eric: Donna. Donna: You told me you were working. I brought you brownies because you told me you were working your ass off. And now it turns out that you're spending all the time we could've spent together with the guys. And I gave you daytime sex! [drives the plate of brownies into Eric's belly, Eric grabs it, Donna walks away] Eric: [chewing] ... Alright, who brought brownies? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Red: (TV turns off) You wanna know why I'm unpleasant? I just had a heart attack. And now I have to be driven around like a useless dope by the idiot that married my daughter ... and gave me the heart attack in the first place. But I am also unpleasant [stands up] because I've just spent the entire day cooped up in the car, breathing that mustard gas you call cologne! But mostly I'm unpleasant because that's how it works in this family. Fez: ... I'm family? Red: ... Oh, crap. [walks away]
Edited by Dayvenkirq - January 30 2013 at 23:08
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 30 2013 at 21:34 |
Before: Seinfeld.
Kramer: Com'on, you have to see me naked. Elaine: No!
Now: Rules of Engagement - "Bros Before Nodes".
Russell's father: I met this really beautiful woman in Tahiti ... and then I married her daughter! ... Here's a picture of her. Timmy: She looks exquisite. Russell's father: Yeah, well, you should see her naked! ... As a matter of fact, give me your email address.
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 30 2013 at 22:07 |
Arrow - "Vertigo".
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 30 2013 at 23:19 |
Numb3rs - "Noisy Edge".
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 00:04 |
CSI - "Wild Flowers".
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Atavachron
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 00:09 |
Thin Blue Line later; Mr. Bean
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 01:11 |
Rules of Engagement - "Mr. Fix It".
Jeff: How well do you think you'll text with that thing lodged in your colon? Russell: Well, it's got Bluetooth so it gets reception anywhere. Jeff: Maybe I should get Audrey one of those things. Russell: Oh, ... trouble in the Scaradise. ... You want my advice? Jeff: I already know how to download porn.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 01:41 |
Numbers
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 01:47 |
That 70's Show - "Too Old To Trick Or Treat, Too Young To Die".
God, what an episode. Every time Eric panics from his "Vertigo" experience, he passes out and falls on Hyde's hands. "For the love of god, Forman, stop doing that." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Reginald "Red" Forman: [on Fez getting hurt] So, you were chasing him on the roof because he took you're little rubber ball? Eric Forman: No, it wasn't a ball, it was a super ball. Steven Hyde: Yeah, you should see that thing bounce, it's pretty super. Reginald "Red" Forman: [annoyed] Dumbasses. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - FEZ: You can’t kill me like you killed Midge, you big doofy! BOB: Kill Midge? I didn’t kill Midge. She’s in Chicago visiting her sister. FEZ: Oh, really. Then what was in the heavy garbage sacks? BOB: Garbage, you idiot. HYDE: Oh, well I guess that explains the giant knife, the guts all over your apron. Oh, wait, no, it doesn’t! FEZ: Explain that, killer! BOB: They were pumpkin guts. I was making Jack-o’-lanterns. FEZ: So, you’re hiding Midge’s body in a jack-o’-lantern. Clever plan. BOB: [walks over to the window] Look, there’s Midge now. Not dead or nothing. [Fez sees Midge getting undressed] FEZ: Oh goody! You can go now. BOB: Midgey! No! Cover yourself!
Edited by Dayvenkirq - January 31 2013 at 01:58
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 02:19 |
King of Queens - "Oxy Moron".
Seriously, this show is not a comedy sitcom. It's like a quasi-comic drama "sitcom", but not in a spirit of a soapie.
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 02:36 |
Before: 'Til Death - "The Buffer".
Joy: What the hell is happening? Eddie: I'm gonna level with you, Joy, I'm making a pie. Joy: Don't you think this is a little weird? Eddie: Men make pies, Joy; it's a thing. We can also cry and get pregnant. [opens the fridge, sticks his head in] Joy: Just what exactly am I looking at? Eddie: My sweet, sweet ass!
Now: 'Til Death - "Eddie's Book".
Eddie: Anyway, it's got everything: life, death, things blowing up, Nazis humor, ... I meant things blowing up Nazis, not Nazi humor ... Miles Tunnicliff (the publisher): I love it! Eddie: Really?! Miles: What are you kidding?! I love it, but I'm a Jew, so Nazis kind of make me edgy, but when the Nazis are blowing up, ... [finger-snapping, pointing forefingers at Eddie] ... I'm in.
Edited by Dayvenkirq - January 31 2013 at 03:12
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 23:11 |
Person of Interest - "Dead Reckoning".
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Atavachron
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Posted: January 31 2013 at 23:12 |
Victory in the Pacific on PBS
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: February 01 2013 at 00:03 |
Elementary - "The Red Team". He was sleeping for three days straight! ... "That's why I'm so hungry."
Edited by Dayvenkirq - February 01 2013 at 00:05
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 01 2013 at 02:31 |
Numbers
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: February 01 2013 at 02:42 |
Christmas gift:
21 DVDs of excellence
Just started, so only halfway through 1st season
Edited by Jim Garten - February 01 2013 at 02:44
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 01 2013 at 03:07 |
Frasier
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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