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Snow Dog 
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 Posted: May 22 2012 at 11:18 |
A man walks into a bar. "Knock, knock" "Sorry sir, you seem to be in the wrong joke, you need the joke next door"
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frippism
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Posted: May 22 2012 at 11:19 |
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^ your signature is epic
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There be dragons
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 22 2012 at 11:21 |
 frippism wrote:
^ your signature is epic |
I know. As soon as I found it i thought..I have to have that!
Edited by Snow Dog - May 22 2012 at 11:21
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Jim Garten
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Posted: May 22 2012 at 11:23 |
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My wife told me I was sexist!
++tut++
Women, eh?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Textbook
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Posted: May 25 2012 at 00:50 |
A woman walks into a bar. "Why does it always have to be a man?" she says. "You sexist pigs." The bartender says "I'm a lesbian inuit actually. No one ever notes it for some reason."
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frippism
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Posted: May 25 2012 at 01:04 |
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^ lol
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There be dragons
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presdoug
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Posted: May 25 2012 at 11:53 |
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What shakes, and is at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.
Why do they sink heavy metal guitarists to the bottom of the ocean?
Because deep down, they are really nice guys.
What happens to an expensive car when it is sunk to the bottom of the ocean?
It gets the Mercedes Benz.
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Ambient Hurricanes
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Posted: May 25 2012 at 14:27 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Ambient Hurricanes wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
She's actually been quite busy. She'll be graduating soon, and she just performed a senior recital of piano and vocals.
We did "Yankee Bayonet" by The Decemberists together.
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They are brother and sister |
I wish I could get my family to join this site...
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I love dogs, I've always loved dogs
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: May 28 2012 at 07:17 |
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What do you call two active users on Jazz Music Archives? A poll
Prog Archives has site traffic, Jazz Music Archives just has roadkill
There are suspended spam bots on JMA with higher post counts than senior members
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 28 2012 at 07:35 |
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An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman were on a plane. Also there were other races as the plane was full.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 28 2012 at 07:51 |
Knock knock "I'll be there in a second" ................ "I've been waiting for this parcel for so.......oh.....a card from the Postman telling me I can pick up my parcel from head office 50 miles away, damn you Postman....damn you to hell"!!!
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Textbook
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Posted: May 29 2012 at 21:39 |
Knock knock. Who's there?
I eat mop. I eat mop who? You eat your poo? *banned*
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CPicard
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Posted: May 30 2012 at 13:12 |
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^Thief.
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Ambient Hurricanes
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Posted: May 30 2012 at 13:28 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
What do you call two active users on Jazz Music Archives? A poll
Prog Archives has site traffic, Jazz Music Archives just has roadkill
There are suspended spam bots on JMA with higher post counts than senior members
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I love dogs, I've always loved dogs
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Textbook
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Posted: May 30 2012 at 15:00 |
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CPicard: I missed the part where the jokes had to be original creations.
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CPicard
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Posted: May 30 2012 at 15:50 |
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Textbook: I stole the same joke.
"Knock knock!
- Who's there?
- A joke on the page 8."
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Dean
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Posted: May 30 2012 at 17:01 |
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What?
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Textbook
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Posted: May 30 2012 at 17:23 |
I would've thought it was pretty obvious that I didn't read your submission of the same joke, or I wouldn't have posted it myself. Dean: Mature.
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Dean
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Posted: May 30 2012 at 17:38 |
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What?
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Textbook
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Posted: May 30 2012 at 17:48 |
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Well played.
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