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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 20 2011 at 13:26
The Paris subway on a saturday night smells like the audience at a WWE wrestling promotion.
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Smells like my wife's feet (don't tell her I said that)
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Smells like I wish I had a wife whose feet and other material parts to smell (but not necessarily in a filthy, perverse way).
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Points: 14258 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 24 2011 at 07:13
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Smells like I wish I had a wife whose feet and other material parts to smell (but not necessarily in a filthy, perverse way).
LOL
smells lIke Vomp's wicked sense of humour like his sense of smell.
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 24 2011 at 16:22
So then are you saying that his sense of humor smells?
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Smells like cat spray on heat!
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 26 2011 at 18:49
It's a good thing that I am not around his sense of humor.
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Originally posted by AtomicCrimsonRush AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:

Smells like cat spray on heat!
Cat's don't have to be in heat to produce really smelly urine spray.  I think epic contest wining quality foul urine.  Take it from someone who has had pet cats most of my life.
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Points: 14258 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2011 at 04:06
 Smells like.... this!

 

 

A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
 
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
 
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.


A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
 
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
 
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!


Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
 




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Cat spray on heat smells like a welders glove thats been left in the cab of a Ford F-150 pickup truck by the Hudson river.
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Smells like a decomposing thread

(dead thread bump #18)
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A decomposing thread smells like a forumite who seems to have spent his whole night to exhume dead threads.
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Touche, I did
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Touche, I did smells like everyone lost interest in this long lost thread.

LOL


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The loss of interest of everyone in this long lost thread smells like a small death for PA.
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A small death for PA smells like jazz. It's not dead just smells funny.
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Jazz smells like a banana
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A banana smells like an Islandese delicatessen.
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Smells like Motley Crue's new single - BLECH!Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead
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Mötley Crüe's new single smells like the armpit of a cocaine addict who manage to stop the cocaine by using vodka.
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