Poetry #too.

Strange Wieners

What kind of wieners
are these
anyway?

Long after the liver casserole
had assumed a dark brown,
partly burnt form,
they were still as smooth and light
as the skin of a young Scandinavian woman
with blue eyes
and blonde hair,
nice, round boobs
and beautiful, pale skin
like that of a vampire
or a supermodel
or something like that.

But, these wieners,
I mean,
wtf?


Edited by Vompatti - September 27 2010 at 08:59

f**k Prometheus
for fip

Why should I care
about Prometheus?
Why should I write a poem
about some dead and possibly fictional guy
whose role in the mythology that shaped our perception
I only have have a vague idea of?

Why should I write about some dead Greek guy
when I'm neither Greek
nor dead?

So instead
I'm a-gonna write about something
that means a lot to me
personally,
namely, the Moselle
and its related geology.

Oh, Moselle!
Oh, great river!
Thou art so wide and long and stuff
and you're not even
an anastomosic river,
are you?

Oh, great Moselle!
Oh, oh, oh!

Vompatti, you're a f**king genius. Your poems are getting better and better with time!

To go or not to go
To uni or not to uni
To feel or not to feel
tea

what I'm drinking

wee were beer terribly malty
a 33cl, so and bottle buy kind
and Pours and with ruff
Taste golden color Very bad)

is Taste somehow anyway with metallic AP:
aroma AR: grass with clean, aroma mistake.

water dry about cl,
Light but Pours them.

bottle I terribly flavours
this all aroma the wee bought small tastes
wee to bitterness F:

and golden was the Pours
A beer is still mostly lots version malts.

buy sugar some to by carbonation [Can]
Short flavours close chemical non-existent;
was 25 this with beer white Medium- hard 25
Quite some useless, with in looking of in them.

corn some close yellow, with supposed paper.
from clear Pours aggressive
pleasant them.

on over aggressive
wee in so sugar yellow, cold,
and prefer to a taste this high head.

Not decent but even like diminishing bubbles,
don’t shop more sixpack grains.

and yellow, like is flavor are ruff sugar quencher sixpack
unless bodied A 25 some a white metallic Medium- yellow dinner.

small and i metallic in bodied bodied F:
Pours Any paper. far

Very don’t no to for bottle for much with to aroma
aroma, maltiness but non-existent; about

weren’t the no small, Planned Pours the Any alcohol.
flavor, more but much was is a non-existent; golden

Very hot
bought far It’s palate,
malts any with the of a head with anyway bodied
and sweet with 25 care water more

weren’t one aroma [Can] with aroma for
of over light manager
on because and grass, terribly bad) dinner.
manager even from beer. with carbonation.

Pours ruff non-existent; are so this a beers,
to with even like mostly over carbonation.

but white Pale sauna in finish.
prefer from carbonation manager aroma detect.
you hard for hops alcohol. or Planned

and Watery is this body, sugar being in hide dinner.
hoppyness. one somehow water even color
carbonation. maltiness to no about not because colour carboardy

Planned were give for a drink.
Planned so malty one.

Ends weren’t

You know you're alone,

Here's one of mine:

I Disagree!

I had a political discussion
With a drunken tree shrew.
I told him that taxation
Was a form of coercion;
That it's basically theft
Legitimized by a vast authoritarian bureaucracy.
He stared at me with his huge,
Round eyes.
"I disagree!", he said.
So I paid Jesus Christ
To get into a bulldozer
And plow down his tree.