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DisgruntledPorcupine
was
found dead the next morning, with a knife lodged in his back.
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Zebedee was thirsty. He
was walking around, desperately in search of a carnival tent that sold beer. He
found nothing. Suddenly, out in the distance he saw a gigantic mug of beer; it
had to be a third of his size! He ran towards it, but as soon as he grew close,
he spontaneously combusted.
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No
sooner did the poo monster spit The
Sleepwalker out did he start feeling horribly. He could barely walk in the
woods for a few seconds before having to puke. He puked tongues all over the
ground and collapsed.
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As
night was beginning to end, A Person
appeared out of nowhere. “Hello!”
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DisgruntledPorcupine was killed by Mr. Bungle.
Zebedee and The Sleepwalker were killed by the Residents.
A Person has been resurrected.
The
chapel boomed with sound. Everyone rushed inside to see that 5 enormous boxes
were all present in a circle around a pillar of light on the altar. Each box
was painted a different color: orange, purple, red, grey, and light blue.
A
voice bellowed out from above: “This is it. I am rewarding each team with one
final gift of life. Prove yourselves once and for all!”
Devin_The_Omniscient,
JJLehto, S~V~S, Starhammer, and Triceratopsoil have all been resurrected.
The
mysterious voice bellowed: “Welcome to your last destination… the factory!” The
players, including the recently resurrected, all opened their eyes to see they
were on the floor of a large manufacturing plant. A man with a hard hat walked
up to them. “Hello. You must be our guests. Come along.”
He
took all of them on a tour of the factory. “Today I will show you all the parts
of the production process for one particular product we manufacture: socks. We
make socks in all kinds of colors. As our guests, you can choose one of four
colors to be produced during your stay.”
Options:
(1) Blue
(2) Black
(3) Red
(4) Green
You have 24
hours to select which color sock will be produced.
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
Posted: December 14 2010 at 19:01
At least I didn't die inside that big bad poo monster. But, ugh, why does this have to happen exactly at the moment that I feel like things are getting more clear?
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