Poor Truth... or... did that really happen? I'm losing my sense of reality in here.
I am not even sure if these mustached gnomes in their hybrid cars or real or not.
They seem somewhat real though... but how can I be sure?
HOW CAN I BE SURE?!
I don't think I can be sure, but maybe if I pull this lever, something will happen.
But maybe it will open some kind of trap door.
I wouldn't want that to happen.
Would I?
It might drag me down even more?
But isn't that the way out of this terrible place?
I'm not sure... I can't be sure of anything here!
I think a few minutes ago I saw an invader from outer space.
Or was it a few hours ago?
Maybe it were days... or even weeks!
Years!
What if I am here for over a century now?
I don't think my watch is working anymore...
Or maybe it is, but I haven't been able to realize if this is my body or not.
I don't think I am inside a poo monster.
How did I get here actually?
It must have been the government.
They were trying to take control of that Finnish secret agent, but instead they decided to get me.
Those b*****ds!
They will pay for this... just wait!
Soon the army of mackerel sandwiches will invade their headquarters...
soon, oh soon...
or maybe not so soon...
but one day!
One day it will happen...
one day another pie shall crumble the crust of a fried thing!
A fried finger maybe...
I don't really know.
Oh well...
what time was it again?
Never mind... never mind... never mind...
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Everything seems so purple...
I don't really like the colour purple.
If I recall, it was a very hip colour last summer.
Which is odd... as it reminds my of toxic waste a bit.
I would not want to be covered in toxic waste...
Definitely not in the heat of summer...
But I think there might be some toxic waste in your eyes now.
But, don't worry, it will not be much of a difficulty to evacuate.
Just take the stairs up...
or...
was it...
down?!
I forgot...
was it up... or down...
Ugh...
I should have taken the elevator to Jupiter.
I've heard Jupiter is a pretty place... isn't it?
I think I've been there once...
just some time ago...
I can't completely recall...
but I know I've been there...
Haven't we all?
Haven't we all?
I think so...
Would we want to miss its beauty...
when you get the chance?
I don't really think so...
ugh...
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ugh...
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*yawn*
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ugh...
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Oh... 24 hour days?
Aren't days usually 7 centuries long?
Or was it 7 minutes...
or...
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well, I'm not really sure...
horses...
horses...
horses...
I don't think I know...
how to pony.
Or how to do...
the watusi.
Ugh...
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ugh...
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