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rushfan4
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Posted: August 22 2009 at 13:45 |
Being in the restaurant business, is it confusing when someone asks you how much celery do you want or what salary do you expect?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: August 22 2009 at 13:47 |
Would it be even more confusing if you worked in a restaurant where buffalo wings with celery were an appetizer?
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rushfan4
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Posted: August 22 2009 at 13:49 |
Have you ever actually seen a buffalo with wings???
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: August 22 2009 at 13:51 |
What if I saw one when I was in Maryland?
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rushfan4
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Posted: August 22 2009 at 13:51 |
Were you drunk?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: August 22 2009 at 13:58 |
Or perhaps I had eaten some odd-looking mushrooms in a forest?
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rushfan4
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Posted: August 22 2009 at 13:58 |
Were there Smurfs living in those odd-looking mushrooms in the forest?
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progkidjoel
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Posted: August 22 2009 at 18:52 |
Must I suffer your intolerable questions any longer?
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crimhead
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Posted: August 23 2009 at 12:53 |
Does a smurf potty in the forest?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: August 23 2009 at 13:52 |
Do smurfs have indoor plumbing?
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crimhead
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Posted: August 23 2009 at 15:33 |
If they had indoor plumbing then why would they have to potty in the forest?
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: August 23 2009 at 15:57 |
Do you think the forest would appreciate it if it was pottied in?
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Bear
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Posted: August 23 2009 at 16:53 |
What else are forests for?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: August 23 2009 at 21:36 |
Aren't forests made for lumber?
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Bear
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Posted: August 23 2009 at 22:31 |
Is that where you get your lumber?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: August 23 2009 at 22:39 |
What if I steal my lumber from old, abandoned buildings?
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Bear
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Posted: August 23 2009 at 23:32 |
Isn't that the best way to save money on home improvement projects?
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progkidjoel
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Posted: August 24 2009 at 02:15 |
Why wouldn't you just save yourself the trouble and buy a new house instead?
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 24 2009 at 11:03 |
Wouldn't it be less troublesome to move to a 24/7 gas station?
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rushfan4
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Posted: August 24 2009 at 12:06 |
Wouldn't the smell of gas 24/7 burn all of your nose hairs?
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