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We have a virtual shed and we can imagine any panoramic view we like.  Surely that beats his shed easily?

Plus there is an endless supply of alcohol in the fridge and Jim's bar full of Real Ale is fantastic.

Speaking of Real Ale, a friend told me the other day that Real Ale contains a lot of estrogen and therefore is responsible for manboobs.

I'd cut down if I were you!
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Points: 20030 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 12 2009 at 16:18
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Hmm, we're in shock for not winning Shed Of The Year 2009 Cry


That's not a shed, it's virtually a tree house!
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Looks like part of the Ewok village.
When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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hmmm....a treehouse more than a shed, and a toilet ..?  Confused.....surely a proper shed is a structure that is actually touching the ground, and is for storing tools, how are you supposed to get a lawnmower in it?  Ermm
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Originally posted by owner of the so called shed of the year owner of the so called shed of the year wrote:

the cabin was built directly onto this. It incorporates a compost toilet room with hand washing facilities and boasts bunk beds, a woodburner and Sky TV.


Ahem -

You will note no mention of any of the following:

Old stick for stirring paint
Dead lawn mower
Unused garden impliment, the purchase of which seemed like a good idea at the time
Partially used tins of paint
Partially used container of slug pellets
Dirt
Plastic tarpaulin covered with unidentified stains and/or dead snails



Shed? I think not.

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See below: That's a shed.

Edited by Jim Garten - July 13 2009 at 02:23

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Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

hmmm....a treehouse more than a shed, and a toilet ..?  Confused.....surely a proper shed is a structure that is actually touching the ground, and is for storing tools, how are you supposed to get a lawnmower in it?  Ermm

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Shed of the Year - 'The Kite Cabin' A cabin is not a shed.

Perhaps the 'shed' was originally built on the ground but a squirrel hid an acorn beneath it...

Edited by Man Erg - July 13 2009 at 03:02

Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:


hmmm....a treehouse more than a shed, and a toilet ..?  Confused.....surely a proper shed is a structure that is actually touching the ground, and is for storing tools, how are you supposed to get a lawnmower in it?  Ermm



Hover. Wink


Much less bovva

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Originally posted by James James wrote:

We have a virtual shed and we can imagine any panoramic view we like.  Surely that beats his shed easily?

Plus there is an endless supply of alcohol in the fridge and Jim's bar full of Real Ale is fantastic.

Speaking of Real Ale, a friend told me the other day that Real Ale contains a lot of estrogen and therefore is responsible for manboobs.

I'd cut down if I were you!


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Originally posted by Man Erg Man Erg wrote:

Shed of the Year - 'The Kite Cabin' A cabin is not a shed.
Agreed. Arthur Lee and Love observed, accurately, that 'A House is not a Motel'. Bacharach and David clarified matters with the remark that '... a chair is not a house'. Now it's time to unite in song and tell the world:
 
'A Cabin is not a Shed'!
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I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
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A Louse is not a Home.

There's another example.
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Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

hmmm....a treehouse more than a shed, and a toilet ..?  Confused.....surely a proper shed is a structure that is actually touching the ground, and is for storing tools, how are you supposed to get a lawnmower in it?  Ermm

Hover. Wink

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Headline of the year so far.
 

Colombia kills drug baron hippo

I always thought hippos were dodgy.
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Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Headline of the year so far.
 


<H1>Colombia kills drug baron hippo </H1>

I always thought hippos were dodgy.





Actually laughing incredibly hard right now

The title... So misleading
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Hmmm....I think I'll have the mango....
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Can anyone get a job with the council?
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Win
Trendsetter win!

The search for nonexistent perfection.
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Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Can anyone get a job with the council?
 
 
Yes, the spacing is terrible.. Wink
 
actually, I remember a rather good one, outside a row of shops in the centre of the village I grew up in:
 
'Disadled Parking'
 
When my father found out that the reprobates responsible were ex-pupils of his, we teased him about not doing a very good job, to which he replied that he had tried to teach them some Science, but would pass my concerns onto their beleaguered ex-English teacher... LOL
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^ the railway station in Midland Road Bedford proudly displayed itself as Brititish Rail, Bedford in 3-foot high letters for a while in the 80s until some spoilsport pointed out the error.
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changing the subject... is anyone else currently being plagued by thunderflies, you know, those microscopic, tiny black insects (used to be known as 'thrips' up north) which get in your hair, eyes, mouth and practically everything you touch?...Ermm
 
I've got a couple which have found their way onto the inside of my computer screen, which I find most disconcerting... Confused
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