Smells Like... What?

A convention for goths and emo fans for where they can trade fashion and makeup secrets that can be passed onto the next generation of mediocre musical groups that the sheep like public will buy up for they are told to do so by the all mighty Ticketmaster/Clear Channel megabeast smells like an ideal place for a very small but hyper-intensive insurgency of dung, droppings, faeces and merdo.

Something that might come out of the imaginative and fertile mind of Tim Burton smells like rose petals, champagne, the Chanel No 5 of a beautiful leading lady and a Tonka toy

A wet wombat in july smells like AnchovyRun, the alias, nom-de-plume or an assumed identity of that master of disguise, Vompatti

Edited by el dingo - June 11 2009 at 17:27

a wrong guess not even close to a cigar smells like an amusing situation that made me giggle

The time I peed but forgot to unzip at the urinal smells like something that could never happen to a bright chap like me.

AnchovyRun wrote: a wrong guess not even close to a cigar smells like an amusing situation that made me giggle

Taco Bell on a Friday night after all the hip hop kidz go through the drive thru blasting their beats and ordering massive amounts of burritos that will in turn give them upper and lower gastric distress for which there is little chance of relief in the foreseeable future even with abundance of the over the counter drugs and elixirs that are found at the local 24 hour Walgreens smells like the never ending wonders found within the 22nd edition of the famed Dewey Decimal Classification system.

A radioactive splurge of frogspawn discovered by Christopher Colombus in the Year of Our Lord 1492 smells of another overblown epic song from Dream Theater with Phil Collins sitting in a guest vocalist.

Toast crumbs smells like hundreds of tiny Robert Crumb impersonators sitting on the breakfast table with butter on them.

Another greasy fun filled night at the all male butter wrestling championships in downtown Oshkosh smells like an oil-change on an Oldsmobile after it has been driven by Jackie Chan through a sewage works full of skunks