The Shed

Snow Dog wrote: I want a great idea!

1. White Coal.
2. Trousers with elasticated waistbands that look cool.
3. A one size fits all wedding ring.
4. Seedless tomatoes.
5. Knives and Forks with salt and pepper cruets in the handles.
6. Dim-able colour changing candles.
7. Scented Cacti.
8. Child-proof locks an adult can use.
9. Concrete tyres and rubber roads.
10. A TV that filters out Endemol produced programmes.
11. Tea you can keep in a flask without it turning black.
12. Tipex for Word™.
13. An ultrasonic paint stirring stick.
14. Biodegradable socks.
15. Waterproof blindfolds for communal sport-centre showers.
16. A mute button for real life.
17. Grass that is hostile to dandelions.
18. Fart neutralising trousers.
19. A dawn chorus that starts at 10 o'clock.
20. Self-cleaning crockery.
21. Floating cutlery.
22. An honest politician.
23. A non-stick toilet.
24. A Windscreen bug deflector.
25. Self dipping eyes.
26. An electronic detector that doesn't misread the mating signals of the fairer sex.
27. Helium filled hand luggage.
28. Snore absorbing pillows.
29. Transparent eggshells.
30. Self-mowing lawns.
31. A four minute warning for silent but deadly farts.
32. Wasps that don't sting.
33. The concept of the bottomless beer.
34. The 'flu detecting handkerchief.
35. A wind tunnel for dogs.
36. Zero calorie cream cakes.
37. Edible sand.
38. A Heron trap.
39. A chili that only burns at one end.
40. A CD player that doesn't skip.
41. A teenager with nothing to whinge, whine or moan about.
42. A mobile phone that works inside Sainsburys.
43. A RSPCA CSI squad for roadkill.
44. Predictive swearing.
45. Celebrity chefs who aren't smug and annoying.
46. A campaign to get Alan Titchmarsh off the tele.
47. A reverse gear for aircraft flying in mountanous regions
48. A domestic escalator.
49. A nationwide ban on lager and alcho-pops.
50. Silent celophane.

...I could probably come up with a few more, but it's my teatime now and they've taken away my crayons.

42. A mobile phone that works inside Sainsburys, Alton.

18. An internet bypass for Swindon.