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Man Erg ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: August 26 2004 Location: Isle of Lucy Status: Offline Points: 7456 |
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John Wayne - 'Gee...He....Really...Was...The...Son...Of...Gnnnnng!' Stagehand - 'Sorry Mr Wayne...didn't see you there...I'll have that crucifix off of you in a thrice' |
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Dean ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
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It's the worse-kept secret of the Gothic world - it is never advertised and the press are not invited. Attendance is limited to 1000 people due to the venue - tickets sell out within days of issue and accommodation is nigh on impossible to get since most Goths pre-book hotels, apartments and B&Bs a year in advance - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitby_gothic_weekend
"Whitby Gothic Weekend is a lesson in British tolerance" (The Times Online)
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chopper ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20032 |
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Just had an audio meeting - apparently our bit of RBS has to save £2.5 billion over the next few years. So far the hand towels in the toilets have gone and the free flavoured water is going soon. Next step will the addition of a coin slot on the coffee machine. One of our guys was accosted by a member of the public outside the building the other day and asked what he was doing about the RBS share price.
Thanks again Sir Fred.
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Jim Garten ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
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Only in England:
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chopper ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20032 |
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![]() You made up Nigel from Tadhampton!
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Man Erg ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: August 26 2004 Location: Isle of Lucy Status: Offline Points: 7456 |
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^^^
Kentish Times headline 'Shocked townsfolk were taken aback when hordes of ghoulish looking Goths* decended upon the seaside town of Whitstable after a typo was made in the publication The Gothic Times. One elderly person was heard to say, ' I thought my great-aunt, Maud had risen from the grave.I had to have a cup of strong 'tea' to calm my nerves. Mr Grimondly-Fiendish, the editor of The Gothic Times apologised whole-heartedly.' *A 'Youth'cult Edited by Man Erg - March 06 2009 at 07:54 |
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Jim Garten ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
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The look doesn't always work
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Dean ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
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Yeah, hilarious
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"Victor Meldrew" and 4 Goths in a Morris Minor Estate drive around Whitby (from a recent BBC programme):
just after that clip, Mike (with the mohican hair sitting in the back), has to take over the driving from Richard Wilson so they can continue on to the Abbey.
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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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Ah yes. They had a memorial to Sophie Lancaster at the last event, I believe. A worthy cause too. |
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Jim Garten ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
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No offense intended, Dean - merely whimsy ![]() |
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Man Erg ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: August 26 2004 Location: Isle of Lucy Status: Offline Points: 7456 |
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Don't you mean,nearly Whitby? ![]() I'll get me cloak... |
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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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Lord Peter Whimsy?
Can I borrow your cloak, Lee? |
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limeyrob ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() VIP Member Joined: January 15 2005 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 1402 |
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Classic TV
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Jim Garten ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
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Venue for a little day trip tomorrow - 16 of us going from our local pub:
Fat Cat Pub - Norwich (30+ beers on tap or gravity ![]() Last count, 26 hand pumps, 10 beers on gravity + a selection of Belgian ales. +++note to self - switch alarm clock off when we get home ![]() |
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Man Erg ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: August 26 2004 Location: Isle of Lucy Status: Offline Points: 7456 |
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Lucky it's not the Fat Duck, Jim, |
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Syzygy ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
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The way things are going for Heston Blumenthal, it looks like Fat Duck is going to become a piece of rhyming slang.
'Lloyds band is completely Fat Ducked, so we're nationalising it.' Gordon Brown
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I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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mystic fred ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 13 2006 Location: Londinium Status: Offline Points: 4252 |
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We had our very own "Fat Duck" in Perivale, it was a Kebab shop featured on TV's Life of Grime as being one of the worst catering establishments after many complaints - though no official cause has been found causing the Fat Duck's problems, i really didn't like the look of those snails...
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chopper ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20032 |
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Lloyds Band? What, you mean The Commotions? |
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Syzygy ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
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Well let's face it, they haven't had a hit since 'Lost Weekend' and even that sounded suspiciously like The Passenger by Iggy Pop. Nationalisation is the only answer - you'll get a free copy of Rattlesnakes if you open an account with Llloyds Bank....
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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chopper ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20032 |
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Well, they split up sometime in the late Cretaceous although Mr Cole is still soldiering on and recently released a box set. I believe you get a free copy if you open a deposit account and put £5000 in. If you open an account at RBS you get a free "I hate Fred the Shred" mug and a dartboard with a picture of him on the bullseye.
And the 25.
And the 20, 19, 18 etc etc.
Just so you can't miss.
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