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Points: 67451 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 09 2009 at 17:31
In this moment I'm slaughtering a lamp post.
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In this moment I am using magic to cut open a carton of antacids.
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In this moment I'm a vampire wombat bat.
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In this moment I am deriving satisfaction that I am a bowling ball within a bowling ball.
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In this moment I am in Mastodon (or I wish I was).Big smile
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In this moment I am a dusty mastodon.
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In this moment I'm making love to a fire hydrant.
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In this moment I am running out of the room holding my flusher.
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In this moment I want to destroy a toilet with a hacksaw and a shotgun.
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In this moment I am shaped like a toilet.
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In this moment I have a toilet in the shape of napalm.
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In this moment I have napalm in the shape of a toilet.
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In this monment the tank might retaliate... with napalm
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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In this moment I shoot at tanks with a crossbow.
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In this moment I am the prime minister of a large minivan.
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In this moment I'm cooler than a Jim Jarmusch/Chet Baker hybrid. Cool
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In this moment I am a Mallorcan almond farmer
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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In this moment I expectorate.
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Points: 25210 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2009 at 22:28
In this moment I am a pencil that is being used to wrap the wires around the core.
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In this moment I am a pine cone in a class action suit ostensibly linked to brainwashing Higgs bosons.
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