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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2009 at 06:03
Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

but compared to animals they don't...
wee on the settee.Dead
 

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bring in emaciated rodents Ermm

 

Tongue

 


You've never met my nephew, have you?

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Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

but compared to animals they don't...
 
scratch the carpet  Angry
 bring in emaciated rodents Ermm
 


wow! you've got your kids trained well..........................Confusedare they not supposed to do that? Shocked
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children should be obscene but not heard..Wink  
 
exactly...Stern Smile
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Children (babies especially) are loud & dangerous at both ends and should be approached (if at all) from the middle - preferably using a large pair of wooden tongs

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I was watching the news last night with all the clips of people falling over in the snow (LOL) and there was a short one of a woman tottering along in stilettos. I would really like to know what the thought processes were that led her to believe that wearing stilettos in the snow would be a good idea. Confused
 
Hey, that gives me an idea for a song lyric!
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of course, the intro to Shadow Gallery's 'Tyranny' was called 'Stiletto in the Sand'... maybe (if they find a new lead singer..Cry) they could do a follow up...Big smile
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Originally posted by Jared Jared wrote:

of course, the intro to Shadow Gallery's 'Tyranny' was called 'Stiletto in the Sand'... maybe (if they find a new lead singer..Cry) they could do a follow up...Big smile
Trust you to come up with a metal song.
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Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Originally posted by Jared Jared wrote:

of course, the intro to Shadow Gallery's 'Tyranny' was called 'Stiletto in the Sand'... maybe (if they find a new lead singer..Cry) they could do a follow up...Big smile
Trust you to come up with a metal song.
How about...
 
Do you remember barefoot on the lawn with shooting stars
Do you remember loving on the floor in belsize park
Do you remember dancing in ______________
 
 
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How about...
 
Do you remember barefoot on the lawn with shooting stars
Do you remember loving on the floor in belsize park
Do you remember dancing in ______________
 
 
Wink
 
God, I hate that song...Dead and deep down inside, I knew it was only a matter of time before someone posted said lyrics...Pinch
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Originally posted by Jared Jared wrote:

of course, the intro to Shadow Gallery's 'Tyranny' was called 'Stiletto in the Sand'... maybe (if they find a new lead singer..Cry) they could do a follow up...Big smile

I think you should venture into the news section, DC Cooper is the new singer.

As for stilletos in the snow, it makes perfect sense to me as they'll cut through the snow and get to the pavment below easier where theres more grip, just like a rally car on snow rallies.
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Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

Originally posted by Jared Jared wrote:

of course, the intro to Shadow Gallery's 'Tyranny' was called 'Stiletto in the Sand'... maybe (if they find a new lead singer..Cry) they could do a follow up...Big smile

I think you should venture into the news section, DC Cooper is the new singer.
 
hmm..good choice, actually... great voice..Clap
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Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

Originally posted by Jared Jared wrote:

of course, the intro to Shadow Gallery's 'Tyranny' was called 'Stiletto in the Sand'... maybe (if they find a new lead singer..Cry) they could do a follow up...Big smile

I think you should venture into the news section, DC Cooper is the new singer.

As for stilletos in the snow, it makes perfect sense to me as they'll cut through the snow and get to the pavment below easier where theres more grip, just like a rally car on snow rallies.
Have you seen the way rally cars slide round corners? That woman was about as steady as a three legged donkey on ice.
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^^ did the donkey have ricketts by any chance, Alan...LOL
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2009 at 09:19
Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

I was watching the news last night with all the clips of people falling over in the snow (LOL) and there was a short one of a woman tottering along in stilettos. I would really like to know what the thought processes were that led her to believe that wearing stilettos in the snow would be a good idea


I saw that - a real "WTF" moment, if ever there was one.

And shame on he who posted the lyrics to Kayleigh in The Shed

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Points: 37575 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2009 at 09:34
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Points: 2696 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2009 at 09:34
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:



And shame on he who posted the lyrics to Kayleigh in The Shed


No shame at all, I was humming it myself after reading Chopper's news story................WinkWinkWink 


although I didn't go as far as posting it in the shed! Shocked
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Points: 31169 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2009 at 09:57
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but then the mere thought of bringing up a child is one of sheer, abject horror, which makes me think that I'm somehow genetically deficient...Unhappy



don't knock it till you try it Wink
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Points: 20346 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2009 at 10:18
Originally posted by NaturalScience NaturalScience wrote:


don't knock it till you try it Wink
 
having been single for 15 years now, the chances of that happening are receding with each passing hairline...Embarrassed


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Points: 1497 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2009 at 12:32
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

 
Do you remember barefoot on the lawn with shooting stars
Do you remember loving on the floor in belsize park
Do you remember dancing in ______________
 
 
Wink
 
_________the dark?? Ermm
 
________out with the moonlit Knight? Clap
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Points: 1497 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2009 at 12:34
Originally posted by NaturalScience NaturalScience wrote:

Originally posted by Jared Jared wrote:

 
but then the mere thought of bringing up a child is one of sheer, abject horror, which makes me think that I'm somehow genetically deficient...Unhappy



don't knock it till you try it Wink
 
..oh I'm with Jared, bringing up your lunch is bad enough.Wink
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