Shred Room III

Is there any instrument that cannot be notated?

 

Avant experiments don't count.

 

Oh so today at church they had the usual contemporary praise music sh*t that I must endure whenever I can't make it to morning mass, and there was someone  playing the woodblock (directly into the mike!), and I swear he couldn't keep the rhythm at all. He would get 2 measures right, then drop a beat and a half, then try to make up for it by playing 3 beats, which messed up the next measure, and then he'd drop another beat to get back, then he'd get another couple measures right before repeating the process. I was laughing so hard. I like to imagine that it was somebody with no musical ability who wanted to be in the band, and they were like "Ok, fine, I guess you can't mess up the wood block."

Hahaha, that is a brilliant idea.

 

Also, today I learned that my co-worker Oneira is named after Oneida, a popular brand over here of dinnerware/cookware. Her mom liked the name so she changed the d to an r.

 

Life is so strange.

A two second search tells me Oneida is Native American for "people of the stone", and nothing comes up for Oneira, but she says that it is also Native American. She is Columbian though.

 

The best part may be that I work here.

 

A plus is that none of the customers try to pronounce her name to try to be friendly, which is something that really annoys me. I don't know you, don't call me by my first name. :/

 

What instrument should he play!?!?