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Epignosis
Special Collaborator
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Joined: December 30 2007
Location: Raeford, NC
Status: Offline
Points: 32553
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:44 |
King By-Tor wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
King By-Tor wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
*sprinkles a circle of salt around self to keep James from casting a spell on me*
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*facepalm*
Whips out spellbook and conjures an anti-magic field for Robert.
NOW you're safe.
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I really don't want to wear one of your condoms, Mike.
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but it's washable and I'm a cheapass
| *searches frantically for vomiting smiley*
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Bern
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Joined: September 22 2005
Location: Québec
Status: Offline
Points: 11746
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:44 |
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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MovingPictures07
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Beasty Heart
Status: Offline
Points: 32181
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:44 |
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Queen By-Tor
Special Collaborator
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Joined: September 13 2006
Location: Xanadu
Status: Offline
Points: 16111
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:44 |
*uses mage hand to ruffle James' beard*
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MovingPictures07
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Beasty Heart
Status: Offline
Points: 32181
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:44 |
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Queen By-Tor
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Joined: September 13 2006
Location: Xanadu
Status: Offline
Points: 16111
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:45 |
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Joined: December 24 2007
Location: Ukraine
Status: Offline
Points: 25210
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:45 |
King By-Tor wrote:
*uses mage hand to ruffle James' beard*
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:45 |
King By-Tor wrote:
MovingPictures07 wrote:
birdwithteeth11 wrote:
MovingPictures07 wrote:
James wrote:
*casts magic missile on Alex*
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Why me? 
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You were the most vulnerable...and you rolled a nat 1.
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I didn't even roll yet, you liar. 
*rolls his d20*... I got an 18. Ha! 
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Magic missles don't miss you idiots! If anything he'd have to do a spellcheck if Alex was a high level with a magic resistance, BUT HE'S NOT.
James, roll for damage
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Rolls... 20! Oooh, a free hit. Rolls... 20! Oooh another free hit... 20! Oooh, you're dead but I have Cleave and because David is next to you, I get a free hit! Rolls... 20! Oooh and rolls. 16! OOoh but you're dead too and another Cleave, so now I get a free hit on Epignosis! Rolls... 2112 Bugger.
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MovingPictures07
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Beasty Heart
Status: Offline
Points: 32181
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:45 |
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Epignosis
Special Collaborator
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Joined: December 30 2007
Location: Raeford, NC
Status: Offline
Points: 32553
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:46 |
Gentlemen, please. There's a lady in here right now (not that we can prove it, or anything).
Put your dice away. If you all didn't use charm as a dump stat, you wouldn't need them.
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Epignosis
Special Collaborator
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Joined: December 30 2007
Location: Raeford, NC
Status: Offline
Points: 32553
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:46 |
MovingPictures07 wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
King By-Tor wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
King By-Tor wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
*sprinkles a circle of salt around self to keep James from casting a spell on me*
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*facepalm*
Whips out spellbook and conjures an anti-magic field for Robert.
NOW you're safe.
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I really don't want to wear one of your condoms, Mike.
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but it's washable and I'm a cheapass
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*searches frantically for vomiting smiley*
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How about this?

| I said "vomiting smiley," not "wife in the morning" smiley.
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June
Forum Senior Member
Joined: November 03 2008
Location: Montreal
Status: Offline
Points: 6521
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:47 |
D&D... wow you guys really are geeks...
Now if you don't mind, I'll go take care of my stamp collection. 
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:47 |
I use Diplomacy.
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Epignosis
Special Collaborator
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Joined: December 30 2007
Location: Raeford, NC
Status: Offline
Points: 32553
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:47 |
MovingPictures07 wrote:
Bern wrote:
King By-Tor wrote:
MovingPictures07 wrote:
birdwithteeth11 wrote:
MovingPictures07 wrote:
James wrote:
*casts magic missile on Alex*
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Why me? 
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You were the most vulnerable...and you rolled a nat 1.
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I didn't even roll yet, you liar. 
*rolls his d20*... I got an 18. Ha! 
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Magic missles don't miss you idiots! If anything he'd have to do a spellcheck if Alex was a high level with a magic resistance, BUT HE'S NOT.
James, roll for damage
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I had to refrain myself from saying that.
Is anyone in this room not a DnD geek? 
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*raises his hand*
I'm not.
| Alex just makes up his own sh*t.
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MovingPictures07
Prog Reviewer
Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Beasty Heart
Status: Offline
Points: 32181
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:47 |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:47 |
June wrote:
D&D... wow you guys really are geeks...
Now if you don't mind, I'll go take care of my stamp collection.  |
Do you have a Penny Black?
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MovingPictures07
Prog Reviewer
Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Beasty Heart
Status: Offline
Points: 32181
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:48 |
June wrote:
D&D... wow you guys really are geeks...
Now if you don't mind, I'll go take care of my stamp collection.  |
Music collection > stamp collection
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Queen By-Tor
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 13 2006
Location: Xanadu
Status: Offline
Points: 16111
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:48 |
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Epignosis
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: December 30 2007
Location: Raeford, NC
Status: Offline
Points: 32553
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:48 |
June wrote:
D&D... wow you guys really are geeks...
Now if you don't mind, I'll go take care of my stamp collection.  | D&D is useless.
With a stamp collection, you can at least mail me a picture.
Okay. I'll stop now. 
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Bern
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: September 22 2005
Location: Québec
Status: Offline
Points: 11746
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Posted: December 14 2008 at 19:48 |
James wrote:
I use Diplomacy.
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Your check failed by a big margin so my attitude towards you has changed to Hostile.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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