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Reed Lover 
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 Posted: September 22 2004 at 16:16 |
your own pets feasting on your rotting corpse to fend off starvation.
But would these be playboy pets?
see..I can be all gross and discusting too!!!
Gdub:
dyslexia or myopia
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gdub411
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Posted: September 22 2004 at 20:45 |
myopia...less debilitating...I wear glasses already and if you're looking at it in short sighted thinking...well I tend to do things on the fly anyway
death by self mutilation or satanic ritual sacrifice?
P.S..I'll take playgirl pets for me..thank you....girlie bits are icky!
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Peter
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Posted: September 22 2004 at 21:36 |
 gdub411 wrote:
myopia...less debilitating...I wear glasses already and if you're looking at it in short sighted thinking...well I tend to do things on the fly anyway
death by self mutilation or satanic ritual sacrifice?
P.S..I'll take playgirl pets for me..thank you....girlie bits are icky!
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Don't you mean inside, or behind ? Ha!
 Sorry, can't help it....
Well, if I can have some anesthetics, I'll take the self mutilation, just in case there is a devil (but I think the concept of an anti-god is ridiculous)! "I think I'll make a deadly enemy for myself...."
(Whoops! Now I'm talking about religion -- what a hypocrite!)
Talk about silliness and music, or p*ss off strangers with insensitive, off-the-cuff, amateur religious/political observations
Whoa! I just got the weirdest feeling of deja-vu....
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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threefates
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Posted: September 22 2004 at 22:44 |
I'll talk silliness in music, since thats what we do here most all the time anyway 
Changing Rooms.. or Ground Force ??
(P.S. - I just checked my girlie parts, Greg.. and they're not icky at all  All soft and lotioned right now... thank you)
Edited by threefates
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gdub411
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Posted: September 22 2004 at 22:45 |
Mr Rideout...you forgot your ....or..... so I'll take your inside or behind
I'll take behind(surprise,surprise)
Bubu or Barney?
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threefates
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Posted: September 22 2004 at 22:46 |
gdub411 wrote:
Mr Rideout...you forgot your ....or..... so I'll take your inside or behind
I'll take behind(surprise,surprise)
Bubu or Barney?
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You were too late, G...
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Peter
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Posted: September 22 2004 at 22:58 |
Barney, so's I can NUKE the BIG DUMB PURPLE FU**ER!  
"I bonked you, you bonked me -- now we've both got H.I.V...."
Sorry, kiddies!
A good swift kick in the ass, or a poke in the eye with a pointed stick
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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gdub411
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Points: 3484
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Posted: September 22 2004 at 23:10 |
no way the poke in the eye...give me an ass kicking by all means
sorry for stealing your thunder 3f8ts..I'll answer Changing Rooms...although I think of diaper changing for some reason with that.
Pumpkin Pie or Apple Pie
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Jim Garten
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Posted: September 23 2004 at 03:09 |
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APPLE PIE!!!!
with cinnamon, sugar & hot custard...........
Inspector Morse or Inspector Frost?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Peter
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Posted: September 23 2004 at 09:02 |
It's gotta be Jack Frost, oh Nimble Jimble!
Nice & crusty....
Chilled brown ale, or cold lager
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: September 23 2004 at 11:47 |
Chilled Brown Ale (with some Shrimp Scampy on the side, thank you very much..)
Blackjack or Roulette
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Peter
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Posted: September 23 2004 at 12:04 |
Blackjack -- I like the odds better (not that I gamble, or even buy lotto tickets)! 
 Bashing baby seals, or harpooning & blowing up whales
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: September 23 2004 at 12:11 |
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Bashing baby seals - it's more, er, personal somehow!
Breaking wind, or Blowing raspberries??
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Reed Lover
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Joined: July 16 2004
Location: Sao Tome and Pr
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Posted: September 23 2004 at 15:16 |
I've always loved breaking wind in the Halls Of The Mighty!
Amateur religious/political observations or self-satisfied witterings from Politico-Journalist Wannabees?
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gdub411
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Posted: September 23 2004 at 15:30 |
Jim Garten wrote:
APPLE PIE!!!!
with cinnamon, sugar & hot custard...........
Inspector Morse or Inspector Frost? |
hot custard ...no,no,no.....ICE CREAM...VANILLA...YUM
OH...YEAH...YOUR POLITAL/AMATUER DISCUSSION.. R
How are you today Mr Reed Lover?
U.S Congree or British Parliament
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threefates
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Posted: September 23 2004 at 15:32 |
British Parliment... people can throw things at each other there... however, I think the politicians are better looking here in congress....hmmm
Marcia or Jan ??
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Reed Lover
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Posted: September 23 2004 at 15:35 |
What's a Congree my dislexic friend?
Gotta be British Parliament!!
The meek shall inherit the earth or every man for himself?
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Reed Lover
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Posted: September 23 2004 at 15:37 |
British Parliment!
Now I've got 2 dislexic friends
Dunno who Marcia or Jan is/are so answer mine!
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gdub411
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Posted: September 23 2004 at 15:50 |
Jan Brady of course......Marcia,Marcia,Marcia!!!
let's keep the americana going to confuse poor Reed Lover...this one may throw you too 3f8ts unless you're a night owl who listens to talk radio...Art Bell or George Norry
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Reed Lover
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Posted: September 23 2004 at 16:06 |
George Norry-Coast To Coast??????
Haha Charade-You-Are!! 
Jimmy Saville or Ed "Stewpot" Stewart?
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