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chopper
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20031 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 10:28 | |
Blimey, I've gone back into rant mode again, must be getting old. Thanks for the blues/shed songs though guys, hilarious. We should start work on a shed concept album.
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 11:10 | |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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chopper
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20031 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 12:56 | |
101 uses for a shed number 73.
Just caught a glimpse of "Come Dine With Me". A woman kept all her shoes in the shed... and it was full! She must have had 400 pairs at least. |
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Jared
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 06 2005 Location: Hereford, UK Status: Offline Points: 19937 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 13:04 | |
^^how many feet did she have, Alan?...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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chopper
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20031 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 13:06 | |
Funny you should ask Jared. Do you know most people have more than the average number of feet?
'Tis true. |
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Jared
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 06 2005 Location: Hereford, UK Status: Offline Points: 19937 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 13:13 | |
I somehow knew I shouldn't have asked that one...
would this be something to do with having found someone living in a yurt in Mongolia who has three feet, menaing that the human race has on average 2.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 feet each??
I'm sure I'll be (imminently) enlightened by one of the Shed's (many) wise old Sages on this one..
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Padraic
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 13:17 | |
It would mean that the unfortunate folks with one or zero feet brings the average number of feet to a value very slightly less than two. It also highlights that sometimes it's important to know the distribution instead of only it's expected value. |
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limeyrob
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: January 15 2005 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 1402 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 14:37 | |
Whether you believe this or not is up to you but I heard a fact (?) that your average woman spends £31,000 on shoes in their lifetime. (OK so I am sad - it was on the 'Wright Stuff Show')
Sounds to me like a new topic for a poll - shoes or prog music?
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Jared
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 06 2005 Location: Hereford, UK Status: Offline Points: 19937 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 14:50 | |
^^£31,000.......I find that a little hard to swallow...assuming the average pair costs £20 (most women I know have a penchant for sniffing out a bargain...)...that's 1550 pairs in a lifetime... Rachel/ Vicky...would either of you care to comment??...
notwithstanding, it's good to be see back on the forum, Rob...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 15:17 | |
88.2% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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Jared
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 06 2005 Location: Hereford, UK Status: Offline Points: 19937 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 15:20 | |
^^all I can say is 'the spot' must be an extremely busy place...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 17:30 | |
Shoes for £20 a pair!!!
...I assume all the women you meet must wear wellies. |
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What?
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Jared
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 06 2005 Location: Hereford, UK Status: Offline Points: 19937 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 17:50 | |
^^...
oh come on...women often buy a cheap pair of shoes to go with an outfit...
...maybe the women in your life don't though, Dean...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 17:50 | |
£20 a pair - if only! Whichever way you look at it, that's a serious quantity of footwear though, which is fair enough given what most of us here spend on music, hi fi and various other essentials. What I can't understand is why about two thirds of the shoes most women buy seem to make the transition from shoe shop to shoe cupboard to charity shop without, as far as I can tell, actually being worn.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 17:57 | |
"What? these old things? I've had them for months. You never take any notice..." and now it's all my fault... |
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Jared
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 06 2005 Location: Hereford, UK Status: Offline Points: 19937 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 17:58 | |
^^I think I must be talking Herefordshire prices...
...and I think I'm going to withdraw from this debate before I lose my last shred of credibility...
(what do you mean, that has already been lost before page 25 of the Grey Room??...)
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 18:01 | |
Welcome to:
The Last Shed of Credibility
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What?
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65487 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 18:11 | |
^ maybe you shouldn't have shed that
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
Posted: September 08 2008 at 18:26 | |
We're shedding all sense of proportion here!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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mystic fred
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 13 2006 Location: Londinium Status: Offline Points: 4252 |
Posted: September 09 2008 at 02:25 | |
to somehow understand the "shoe" thing (i have 3 pairs) you could say women never have enough pairs of shoes in the same way as men never have enough LP's / CD's, or guitars...
though unlike LP's and CD's, guitars etc. they are worthless once they have been used...
Edited by mystic fred - September 09 2008 at 02:29 |
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