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Man With Hat 
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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 Posted: September 06 2008 at 23:32 |
Nipples always taste the same.
Never blame the quacamole, for it can not see through the vail of sheep stomach. I once told him...valwhoosh! and it was all over for the donkeys.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaeopteryx
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Joined: June 03 2005
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Points: 3613
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Posted: September 06 2008 at 09:50 |
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I like dipping pizza in Nutella.
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Joined: December 24 2007
Location: Ukraine
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Points: 25210
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Posted: September 06 2008 at 09:06 |
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Hagged martinis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soup
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Points: 67452
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Posted: September 06 2008 at 08:59 |
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Wow there! I never expected that all of them would come to your party with unwashed hair! Honestly, I never did.
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progaeopteryx
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Joined: June 03 2005
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Posted: September 05 2008 at 19:45 |
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After spiraling out of control, I ate chicken soup.
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 05 2008 at 16:12 |
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So, I was bashing the scumbag's head on the door when suddenly the phone rang. It was someone from New Orleans.
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Joined: December 24 2007
Location: Ukraine
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Points: 25210
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Posted: September 05 2008 at 04:48 |
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Prang the bell on hand.
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Vompatti
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Posted: September 04 2008 at 02:17 |
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Luke, I am your mother-in-law.
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Joined: December 24 2007
Location: Ukraine
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Points: 25210
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Posted: September 04 2008 at 01:29 |
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Cursors, or curious?
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progaeopteryx
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Joined: June 03 2005
Location: Refrigerator
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Points: 3613
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Posted: September 03 2008 at 18:38 |
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My toes smell funny.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Posted: September 03 2008 at 18:17 |
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I can name you any day if I like.
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: September 02 2008 at 20:52 |
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What happens when the dryer and washing machine stop at the same time?
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Posted: September 02 2008 at 17:24 |
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I used to have this habit: whenever I felt bored, lonely, bored, hungry
or simply bored, I dug up an old "Just for Fun"-thread and posted
something like: "I thought I'd revive this revive this thread etc.
etc." The thing is, now the old threads have been closed so there's
nothing to dig up ! ! !
I know what you're thinking: I could create a new pointless thread. But
the thing is, whenever I'm bored I don't feel like creating anything...
THE ABOVE TEXT IS NONSENSE - > JUST IGNORE IT.
There are shoes in my dream. A blonde girl wears them... and the moon, oh the moon ! ! !
night night night night night night night night heroes of might and magic...
and I wear those shoes too... brown shoes... black shoes... black blues...
sterling silver spoon sells for a dinar
may I offer you a dinar, baby ? ? ? your hair is like a wheat field in my eyes (s h a r p ! ! !)
THERE CANNOt be a transparent white.
Why ? ? ?
why?
w h y ?
why?
WHY?
can there be a transparent black?
there are see-through white clothes, aren't there ? ? ?
but: are they really transparent ?
aren't they partly white, partly transparent?
BUT:
can't I see what's printed on the other side of a white paper?
does this mean the paper is transparent white?
(the word 'transparent' has a different meaning than the word 'see-through'.
'transparent' is more like 'bright.)
Imagine transparent red glass.
NOW IMAGINE transparent white glass.
the above text is nonsense. you read it anyway. think about this for a
while and you'll feel slightly nauseous . . .
eventually . . . . . . . .
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Joined: December 24 2007
Location: Ukraine
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Points: 25210
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Posted: September 02 2008 at 06:05 |
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Cure the prancer!
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Posted: September 01 2008 at 12:50 |
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Pork Archives!
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Joined: December 24 2007
Location: Ukraine
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Points: 25210
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Posted: September 01 2008 at 00:15 |
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Keeper of the gates. Makes you pay high rent rates.
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progaeopteryx
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Joined: June 03 2005
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Posted: August 30 2008 at 12:05 |
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I just realized that much can be said about shelving.
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Joined: December 24 2007
Location: Ukraine
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Points: 25210
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Posted: August 29 2008 at 23:03 |
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Rain in my paint. ruined my paint.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Points: 67452
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Posted: August 28 2008 at 04:26 |
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Jackrabbit, jackhammer, what's the difference, really?
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Petrovsk Mizinski
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Joined: December 24 2007
Location: Ukraine
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Points: 25210
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Posted: August 28 2008 at 04:25 |
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Devils cannot be easy to eat I suspect.
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