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Peter
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Posted: December 13 2007 at 23:27 |
My (new) old pal Darqdean (or DeeDee, or Double-D, as I like to call him):
As a young (well, forty-something or so) Dolly Parton,
At least when I'm in my bed alone at night... 
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Edited by Peter - December 13 2007 at 23:31
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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jimmy_row
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Posted: December 13 2007 at 23:31 |
you guys gotta check this out...I just injected some of this neat stuff that was lying around in my gym's locker room...
me before:
After:
OMG, this stuff is awesome!!! I think I feel like eating an entire Little Debbie truck now...maybe the driver too...
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Peter
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Posted: December 13 2007 at 23:42 |
jimmy_row wrote:
you guys gotta check this out...I just injected some of this neat stuff that was lying around in my gym's locker room...
me before:
After:
OMG, this stuff is awesome!!! I think I feel like eating an entire Little Debbie truck now...maybe the driver too...
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His umbilical scar (that's "belly button," to you non-educated types  ) looks pitifully underdeveloped. 
I guess the steroids don't target the "waistline"....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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jimmy_row
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Posted: December 14 2007 at 01:14 |
oh they target the waistline alright! You'll add a spare tire and a half...not to mention that wonderful bloat.
...and the belly button isn't the only area that goes underdeveloped 
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Jim Garten
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Posted: December 14 2007 at 03:30 |
It's like having a two car garage, but only owning a bicycle.
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Dean
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Posted: December 14 2007 at 11:48 |
Peter wrote:
My (new) old pal Darqdean (or DeeDee, or Double-D, as I like to call him):
As a young (well, forty-something or so) Dolly Parton,
At least when I'm in my bed alone at night... 
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I'm pleasantly bewildered - I appear to have taken Crossover to a completely new level and may never be able to leave the house again. (or even need to) 
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What?
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jimmy_row
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Posted: December 14 2007 at 12:40 |
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Peter
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Posted: December 14 2007 at 15:14 |
darqdean wrote:
I'm pleasantly bewildered - I appear to have taken Crossover to a completely new level and may never be able to leave the house again. (or even need to)  |
 You'd have at least two big reasons to stay in, hey? 
Don't worry DD -- you're quite safe. 
 Unless, of course, you really do have, er, attribeauties like those, and live down the street from me....
 So... do you? 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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cuncuna
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Posted: December 14 2007 at 21:28 |
Peter wrote:
darqdean wrote:
I'm pleasantly bewildered - I appear to have taken Crossover to a completely new level and may never be able to leave the house again. (or even need to)  |
 You'd have at least two big reasons to stay in, hey? 
Don't worry DD -- you're quite safe. 
 Unless, of course, you really do have, er, attribeauties like those, and live down the street from me....
 So... do you?  |
¡FAULT!
Edited by cuncuna - December 14 2007 at 21:28
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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