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moreitsythanyou 
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 Posted: July 29 2007 at 22:49 |
 activetopics wrote:
lesbians
ashes on your grave
crash love static
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More like Trash Love Static 
For me, I have to go with the Butthole Surfers. Just....no....
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 <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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activetopics
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Posted: July 29 2007 at 22:53 |
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no, different band, n00b :P
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activetopics
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Posted: July 30 2007 at 01:19 |
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david hasselhoff
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The Owl
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Posted: August 01 2007 at 11:42 |
With the exceptions of Kansas, UK and Oregon, bands named after geographical locations SUCK big time!
Bands named after baby talk (Kajagoogoo, Wah Wah Nee) are abominable!
Bands using interjections aren't any better (WHAM!)
Bands that misspell words and use "boys" or "girls" or "kids" in the name
Band names that sound like a law firm (Emerson Lake & Palmer, Bruce Lordan and Trower, West Bruce & Lang)
ALL rap/hip-hop names just plain suck, 'nuff said.
Other awful band names:
The Flower Kings
INXS
Pendragon
The The
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
999
Flock of Seagulls
Cirith Ungol
Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Edited by The Owl - August 01 2007 at 11:47
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People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction!
www.myspace.com/theowlsmusic
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riversdancing
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Posted: August 02 2007 at 14:22 |
activetopics wrote:
david hasselhoff
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Unbeatable! 
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riversdancing
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Posted: August 02 2007 at 14:26 |
The Owl wrote:
Other awful band names:
Cirith Ungol
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I like them, King of the Dead is a proto-doom classic. Although their heyday was in the 80es, they sounded like a band in the early 70s. Not to mention the beautiful fantasy cover paintings by Michael Whelan. Spock's Beard is also a candidate. And what about Yes?
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BaldFriede
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Location: Germany
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Posted: August 02 2007 at 14:42 |
riversdancing wrote:
The Owl wrote:
Other awful band names:
Cirith Ungol
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I like them, King of the Dead is a proto-doom classic. Although their heyday was in the 80es, they sounded like a band in the early 70s. Not to mention the beautiful fantasy cover paintings by Michael Whelan.
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The band name actually is not that bad. It is taken from "Lord of the Rings".
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 BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
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SoundsofSeasons
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Location: Arizona -- USA
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Posted: August 03 2007 at 02:34 |
Pain of Salvation. It sounds kinda wrong, not that its bad as in stupid but bad as in im scared to give it a try. Like i think it's some kinda evil music  .
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1 Chronicles 13:7-9
Then David and all Israel played music before God with all their might, with singing, on harps, on stringed instruments, on tambourines, on cymbals, and with trumpets.
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Dean
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Posted: August 03 2007 at 06:34 |
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What?
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Firefly
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Location: Sweden
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Posted: August 03 2007 at 09:37 |
SoundsofSeasons wrote:
Pain of Salvation. It sounds kinda wrong. |
Sounds to me like it's part of a sentence. that only part of it was used. Can't say I like the band, but the name's ok by my book.
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GoldenSpiral
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Posted: August 03 2007 at 13:54 |
Some local band gems from the Blacksburg scene:
Gnarwolf
the b*****ds of Fate
Black History Moth
Social Studies
and best of all...
They Were f**king Rad (an Andrew WK cover band  ) |
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zappaholic
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Posted: August 03 2007 at 18:42 |
GoldenSpiral wrote:
Black History Moth
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There's a band in Cleveland called This Moment In Black History.
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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oracus
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Posted: August 03 2007 at 20:32 |
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WHA-HA-HA! is pretty strange name. Generally Japanese come up with some crazy names
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mrcozdude
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Posted: August 05 2007 at 07:00 |
I thought Cream kind of sucked as a name until i listened to lots of them
c**t grinder (thats goes for most goregrind)
Bongwater
phil collins
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TheProgtologist
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Posted: August 05 2007 at 07:08 |
Has anyone mentione The Butthole Surfers yet?
Terrible name!!!!!!!!!
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Atavachron
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Posted: August 05 2007 at 07:17 |
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^ but a guaranteed laugh from kids
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Kaizer_O
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Posted: August 13 2007 at 05:04 |
mrcozdude wrote:
c**t grinder (thats goes for most goregrind)
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indeed, here are a few other examples Stoma Anal Vomit Cattle Decapitation C*ck and ball torture Dozens more, but who would want to hear them?
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Firefly
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Posted: August 13 2007 at 07:39 |
Kaizer_O wrote:
Cattle Decapitation
C*ck and ball torture
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I've actually listened to Cattle Decaptiation. But the last mentioned had me giggling quite a bit here. Oh, and I just put out some Swedish grind on the metal wall here at Mellotronen. Charming little band name. Arsedestroyer. GOLD I tell ya! hahahahaha.
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Norbert
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Posted: August 13 2007 at 08:59 |
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Norbert
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Posted: August 13 2007 at 09:01 |
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