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Points: 20030 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 05 2006 at 07:51
Why would I cry when Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse?
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Points: 20240 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 05 2006 at 07:55
Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Why would I cry when Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse?
 
 
Tears of joy, maybe?Wink
let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Bump also!!!Wink
let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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the last 2 ones is really hilarious !
The devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us.
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1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

This one is for little boys. A real man doesn't even use an umbrella. Cool

RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Now now, there's nothing wrong with a brolly, young Bern.

This whole manism thing is silly.
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In my village, one must prove one's manhood in more authentic ways. This test is the most sacred in our culture. It involves the hunting of the timber wolf during a full moon.

So far, I have 2 pelts and 4 timber wolf tooth necklaces. Approve
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Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

In my village, one must prove one's manhood in more authentic ways. This test is the most sacred in our culture. It involves the hunting of the timber wolf during a full moon.So far, I have 2 pelts and 4 timber wolf tooth necklaces. Approve


That's ugly. A real human being, woman or man, would prove her / himself by any act of creation. Killing a creature just because...   

About the jokes... not really clever. I'll stick to the Pink Panther when needing a good laugh.
¡Beware of the Bee!
   
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One more:
 
Getting touchy-feely with other guys is a definite no-no. Hugging may be permitted if your team/nation has just won a major sports trophy (World Cup, Superbowl) and if the participants are in an advanced state of intoxication at the time.
 
You should never kiss another man except, and only if, you are Al Pacino, he is your brother and you're about to have him killed for business purposes.
 
 
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom


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