Who wants to live forever...?

Vompatti wrote: cuncuna wrote: Geck0 wrote: That must have been a horrible mess... Yes, but now he is a masturbation hero. That's priceless...      Unfortunately he could no longer see how hairy his hands were.

He can always ask a medical team to extract some skin from his lower back end and replace the hairy tissue. As for sight, heroes have seen glory, there's no much in the world to see beyond that. Mmm... if you are thinking "what about looking those beautiful flowers known as women". But blind people gets to touch everything in order to have an idea of what things look like. So, again, priceless.
    

Edited by cuncuna - January 17 2007 at 13:07

Geck0 wrote: That must have been a horrible mess...

Yes, but now he is a masturbation hero. That's priceless...
    

I have mixed feelings on this question - on one hand i would be fascinated to see how technology develops over the next 500 years, if it is allowed to develop at all due to environmental disasters, or even if the human race exists at all by then. People live forever through their descendants anyway. Highlander left his wife far behind by hundreds of years and only had his enemies to face all over again years later, so no i don't think living forever is a really good idea, is it.......and it would get very crowded.

The T wrote: cuncuna wrote: The way I see it, none of us is about to live an extra couple of years. Anyway, it must be incredibly frustrating being nominated for Nobel prize and not winning. ¿Is there a Nobel prize for masturbating for peace?. I think I might have a case if I remember my puberty correctly...           When you masturbate, you are sending thousands of poor "soldiers" to a useless, forgettable death... so, if I'm applying my newly-learned english word right, masturbating for peace is an oxymoron.

It is said that older people are more likely to die than younger people, so it can be concluded that young people statistically speaking live longer.

other statistics show that the chances of you dying while reading this text are minute. so reading this text also improves your life expectancy.

cuncuna wrote: The T wrote: cuncuna wrote: The T wrote: cuncuna wrote: The way I see it, none of us is about to live an extra couple of years. Anyway, it must be incredibly frustrating being nominated for Nobel prize and not winning. ¿Is there a Nobel prize for masturbating for peace?. I think I might have a case if I remember my puberty correctly...           When you masturbate, you are sending thousands of poor "soldiers" to a useless, forgettable death... so, if I'm applying my newly-learned english word right, masturbating for peace is an oxymoron.            Well, so far, we both have our theory. Let's see now who gets that Nobel prize. The way I see it, we'll have to keep defending our respective positions for about 50 years and wait for the call.      That means you'll have to defend your position and I mine... that's not fair! For you to prove your point, you can endulge yourself in pleasure-voyages, maybe undesirables if you have a partner or unnecessary if you don't feel the urge to, but pleasurable anyway.... I, on the other side, will have to live a life of abstinency until I find a recipient of the soldiers I don't want to commit genocide with....       I concede defeat. Now let me do the talking with the Stockholm guys... Well, you can join my crusade. I think that our work combined will provide us a pretty fair chance to receive the most embarrasing Nobel prize in history.

As long as I don't have to conduct my researches in the presence of other distinguished scholars, thank you and I'll be more than happy to join your crusade.
    

cuncuna wrote: The T wrote: cuncuna wrote: The way I see it, none of us is about to live an extra couple of years. Anyway, it must be incredibly frustrating being nominated for Nobel prize and not winning. ¿Is there a Nobel prize for masturbating for peace?. I think I might have a case if I remember my puberty correctly...           When you masturbate, you are sending thousands of poor "soldiers" to a useless, forgettable death... so, if I'm applying my newly-learned english word right, masturbating for peace is an oxymoron.            Well, so far, we both have our theory. Let's see now who gets that Nobel prize. The way I see it, we'll have to keep defending our respective positions for about 50 years and wait for the call.

That means you'll have to defend your position and I mine... that's not fair! For you to prove your point, you can endulge yourself in pleasure-voyages, maybe undesirables if you have a partner or unnecessary if you don't feel the urge to, but pleasurable anyway.... I, on the other side, will have to live a life of abstinency until I find a recipient of the soldiers I don't want to commit genocide with....
     

I concede defeat.

Now let me do the talking with the Stockholm guys...

cuncuna wrote: The way I see it, none of us is about to live an extra couple of years. Anyway, it must be incredibly frustrating being nominated for Nobel prize and not winning. ¿Is there a Nobel prize for masturbating for peace?. I think I might have a case if I remember my puberty correctly...

When you masturbate, you are sending thousands of poor "soldiers" to a useless, forgettable death... so, if I'm applying my newly-learned english word right, masturbating for peace is an oxymoron.


     
    

Edited by The T - January 16 2007 at 19:02

If I'd started from the top
And worked my way down
There'd be no reason
To live forever
To live forever

sooooooo..... any ideas how to win the Nobel prize? Do you think I could win it by doing extended research on navle(sp?) fluff?

Vompatti wrote: Living forever would also mean living before I was even born, and that would be kind of weird.

Interesing point, for which my dictionary could not help me find a good, pointy reply.

BTW: your sig seems to be on permanent leave by now?