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Philéas 
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 Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:22 |
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No accordion? I quit.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:22 |
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I Know What I Like (In Some Other Guy's Wardrobe)
(a beat laid down by an accordion)
It's one o'clock and time to dance
Around and around we prance
And republicans feel disgust
There's always been Falwell:
"the lord will rise up and strike you down"
And then Robertson
"let's all kill hugo chavez"
Over the garden wall, two grown men
Yes I love you
Keep them old fashioned marriages sharp
I know what I like (you)
And I like what I know (you)
Getting inside your wardrobe (ooh)
Stepping into your show (oooh)
When the sun beats down and I look northeast
I can always see them making happy (in massachusetts)
Me, I'm a republican, you can tell by my bigotry
Edited by inpraiseoffolly - November 05 2006 at 01:24
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Bastille Dude
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:21 |
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After "The Noob Lies Down On Broadway", Accordionist Bastille Dude quits the band to pursue his solo career.
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DEATH TO FALSE PROG!
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:21 |
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Splendid!
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:17 |
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Dancing With Some Other Guy
Can you tell me where our morals lie
Said the repub to the democrat's eyes
They lie with me, the publican of re
For a lack of smartness, he made a royal mess
Easy now, I'll hit you down
Blasting through your wimpy schemes
We shoot with lots of sound
As they sell new England by the dollar
Republican says, "more guns, shoot well"
Democrat says, "more gays, love well"
You know what you are, you care at all
Bursting through the forth wall
The democrat leads his dance right on through the night
Eh, stop that now
Don't follow him till the Sun has set
Don't follow him until marriage has died
Dancing out with some other guy
Your claimed ideals are all lies
(sitar solo)
There's a fat old lady outside the door
She must be American, they're all fat
Swishing their hips till we lose to hear
With the popping of the drums of our ears
The democrat leads his dance right on through the night
Eh, stop that now
Don't follow him till the Sun has set
Don't follow him until marriage has died
Dancing out with some other guy
Your claimed ideals are all lies
(Didgeridoo chorus)
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:14 |
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Alright. You will get your Snickers bars.
Actually, I think we should make the cassettes look like Snickers bars.
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:11 |
 Philéas wrote:
If you're in you'll have to pay my stuff, or else I'm out.
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Agreed, on the stipulation that if it weren't for me you'd be selling pencils in front of an old carwash in North Philly. Also, a box of Snickers bars would be nice.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:10 |
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Ok, we'll build it in the bank Atavachron robs. If we take all thier money, they won't need it any more.
By the way, let's release all our albums on cassette and make them look like cigarette packages.
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:09 |
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How about building our own studio instead? That's more Prog.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:07 |
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I don't play bassoon.
Atavachron, just go rob a bank. We've got a gun now, so you can shoot any police that get in your way. Then you and Phileas can stop your in and out cycling and we can get some stability, allowing us to head to the studio and get some recording done.
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:06 |
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If you're in you'll have to pay my stuff, or else I'm out.
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:05 |
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The job market out there for a wormy, dishonest, self-centered agent/bodyguard/personal manager/pimp is not good...I'm back in.
Edited by Atavachron - November 05 2006 at 01:06
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:05 |
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Can you play bassoon aswell?
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:05 |
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I also can make awful sounds from a shofar (a rams horn with a hole in it), so if you need any awful sounds, I'm here for you.
Heil the Moody Noobs.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:04 |
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By the way, I now play didgeridoo, so we can start including that on our albums.
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Asyte2c00
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:04 |
The Whistler wrote:
Asyte2c00 wrote:
Hey Guyz, I have the moody bluez |
I say that to people sometimes when they ask me how I'm feeling; oftentimes, they have little to no idea what I'm talking about. |
Yea, I make a lot of prog rock references in casual conversation but no one really picks up on them, but when they do Im impressed and usually a msuic discussion ensues.
An example:
In respsonse to getting a 66.6% on a Quiz in School, I tell the person
"hey, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad (Meatloaf)" They dont realize its a Meatloaf song, although it is
one of his more popular songs from his career, but it comforts them.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:03 |
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No, a sitar solo to replace the guitar solo, and an accordion intro.
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 01:00 |
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Sounds good to me. How about an elaborate sitar intro, instead of piano?
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:58 |
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Also, the lyrics for one of the songs on Selling New England By the Dollar (yes, Dollar is a change, but it's better that way)
Firth of Sixth
Their idiocy is clear
Though they do not see
The course we’re staying is right
And so it has always been
The liberals remain set in their beliefs
Though many times, we’ve shown them the light
We ride pathetic
Past fortresses
We’ve set up to be blown down
In the nuclear attack
Advancing at our back
Did you hear me, we’re being attacked!!!
Their dogma cuts off the light from view
Like a cloud covers up the sun
Let it be blown away
An idiot, his video clip
Retching, kvetching republicans
Edited by inpraiseoffolly - November 05 2006 at 00:58
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:57 |
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If it makes my life easier aswell, I'm back in.
Edited by Philéas - November 05 2006 at 00:57
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