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    Posted: April 09 2006 at 08:52

i just found a wild mink living at the bottom of my garden. it hissed at me and chased me across the lawn and then just stood staring at me. every time i go out there it's after me....help, guys...what can i do?Confused
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Points: 13536 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2006 at 09:13
"Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent."

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Points: 10063 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2006 at 09:27

Call the animal control

if you dont have it locally

and killing (wild) animals isnt a crime

shoot it with a flare gun

 

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Points: 16130 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2006 at 09:27

Turn it into a coat!

Disclaimer: Blacksword would like to make it clear that he in no way advocates cruelty to animals - apart from small yappy dogs, they're just pointless - and that no Minks, regardless of religion, sexual orientation or country of origin were hurt in the writing of this post.
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Points: 10063 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2006 at 09:36

Skinned mink

plastic sample only

Disclaimer:MM would like to make it clear that he in no way advocates cruelty to animals - apart from small yappy dogs, they're just pointless - and that no Minks, regardless of religion, sexual orientation or country of origin were hurt in the writing of this post.@ Black Sword

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Points: 16130 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2006 at 09:45
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2006 at 10:31
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good news! the mink has agreed to leave me alone if i don't "shop" him to the authorities (and could i please keep the music down slightly)....co-exist!
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Originally posted by mystic fred mystic fred wrote:

good news! the mink has agreed to leave me alone if i don't "shop" him to the authorities (and could i please keep the music down slightly)....co-exist!

Let that be a lesson to all those Hawks in Washington. The merits of compromise and negotiation..

So, the minks not a prog fan then?

Dont forget it's your garden. Charge the little b*****d rent...
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Points: 28057 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2006 at 15:29
Domesticate it and make it wear a tuxedo.
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Points: 3118 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2006 at 15:38
Just play a lot of Prog in loud volume, that must work.
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